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Haud the bis
- Yes, I did. I am. They have a house here. - Great.
Okay. I'll tell you.
That is true, Bernie.
Please.
Quiet.
Mine still works.
Richard worked on that part, sir.
Where the hell are you, you son of a bitch?
Amazing.
- Coming. - I got him.
It's just Bernie.
The point is, I just want to be back in New York with an alibi.
To me you'll always be Vanessa.
Hold The Boat
Thank you, Bernie.
Yes, Operator, can you get me the police, please? Thank you.
He couldn't have.
We've been summoned to the mountain top. This is good for your career.
It's got to be in here somewhere.
God.
I don't understand why this is becoming all my fault.
- Come on, let's go. - Don't rush.
I hope my major medical covers it.
You are early.
Mister, can I bury you?
I am home.
I mean this is just my luck.
About what?
- You think it's safe to go in the water? - No, better not.
what's- her-name's name. I'll get you a drink. Come on.
- He's in the bedroom. - Is that so?
How do I know, Richard? Should I stop and ask him?
97% OF STETSON'S ALUMNI ARE EMPLOYED
Sure.
God, it's glorious out, huh?
Good evening, young lady.
to defraud the company. Perhaps we should check back records.
I always liked you, Bernie.
Bless you my son
Wait. It's Monday morning. After lunch, right?
DADSY
This guy is my idol.
- What's going on? - That's illegal.
- You have a butler? - Yeah. Don't get him started.
Bernie is gonna have us killed?
- Give me the keys. - Have you ever driven a boat before?
You're early.
There's nothing from a Doreena, a Martha, Judy?
Oh, God.
Yeah. Don't worry about it.
"I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch."
I love this man.
I don't believe this, she's...
Oh, Jesus. What is it with this place?
You know Cristina – you have to set your goals…..work hard My old man worked hard – all he got was more work
Row the boat
Let me explain something to you.
I mean this is really good. Good.
- We can't just leave him like this, you know. - Come on, Bernie.
So what?
Why would he do this? I mean, he had everything.
This is now the perfect weekend.
It's not even dark out and he's out of his skull.
Oh, shit.
Does anybody live up there? A lighthouse keeper or someone?
I hate it when they scream.
George Marley's dead. Thank goodness!
I'd invite you to my apartment, but I have five roommates.
What about it?
Me? Oh, no, thanks. I'll just tough it out here at Bernie's.
- Do you have any roommates? - No. Roommates? No. None.
You in here, Lomax? You little bastard.
Where's Bernie?
Come on, Rich.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
I just saw you with him.
I made these a little sweeter this time. Okay, Bernie?
Let's go.
You heard the conversation. What am I supposed to do about it?
This ferry isn't leaving. It's docking.
Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie. I just got to the island.
Bye-bye, ladies. We'll see you later.
See you, Bern.
- Yes, I mean we'll work weekends. - Weekends are very good for me.
I STOP WHEN I AM UP AT THE CASINO
I know that. You know that.
Look at this teak. I mean this whole apartment.
Larry and I have been reprogramming the accounts on the new computer system.
When I see you take pics of every dinner course.....
Why are you whispering?
- Goodbye, Mr. Lomax. - Bye.
I just don't feel comfortable with most of those people.
I am. That's because of the walls. They are too thin.
I am spending it with my folks.
Okay, gentlemen?
You've not shut up about her for two months.
It's just that some men would try to impress women by...
What is going on?
We're out of gas.
- Did you try the key? - Don't insult my intelligence.
Ladies, how are you?
I know, Alice, but he won't bend on it.
He's my butler. But...
Can just lock ourselves in until they get here?
- Am I? - Yes.
They were so jealous. I mean, I loved it.
By the time you come home I'll be dead