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Oriental? I think I own that one.
Put it on him.
Happy birthday George
This man needs some help. You know that?
I just feel uncomfortable showing off my money...
I'm gonna tear this place apart.
- and I still have to plant the note. - Yeah.
Here. Hold on.
You didn't like Hymie's Hunan?
Ferry's gonna leave.
And, now, we're going back to the house of death.
I don't get it.
You sure these figures are accurate?
How are you? Party's over. You have to go home now.
- You're doing well. - Trying to get us off this island of hell.
You're right. This is beautiful.
I don't like to brag.
Okay. I'll tell the engineer.
You did great, Rich.
- Great party last night, Bern. - How are you?
97 PERCENT OF STETSON ALUMNI ARE EMPLOYED
- Okay? - Yeah.
What the hell happened to Paulie?
- Got them both there? - Yes. Page 28 and 41.
Great.
Unbelievable.
I'll never lie again. Honest.
Here comes Bernie.
It's all right. You're doing very well.
- I should've stayed home. - What are you talking about?
Give me those papers!
Not the piano. The painting. It's an original.
You let me sleep till 11:30? I have...
Hello. No, haven't seen him. But we just got here.
Son of a bitch. He's gonna kill me!
The sun was fabulous, the wind was fabulous, we had a great time.
- Well, let's not argue about it. - Jesus.
- Fabulous. - It was the clumsy approach. It worked.
Shooter now.
as the Big Apple becomes the Baked Apple.
There's no Bernie.
Very, very good work.
My aunt? The sick aunt. Yes, she is fine.
Come on.
Hey dude you need to pump some iron
- Wait a minute. - Tell me you have a brilliant idea.
Two-timer.
The point is, I just want to be back in New York with an alibi, okay?
And they are all at home doing their hair right now.
The Maserati!
It's all right.
No, I only want the Maserati if it comes in that jet black.
Where the hell is he?
- I have an idea. - What?
It's Monday Morning. After lunch, right? Quite a bit after lunch.
Is this guy a tough negotiator or what?
- Hey, Bernie. Looking good. - Hi.
Tell you what, let's just make you a little more comfy.
- How awful for you. - Yeah.
Mr. Lomax.
Liza's maid is over for the weekend, and I had to give her your regular time.
I'm so glad you get it, Matt Women are not objects
- Move those feet. - He's giving me a hernia.
This is tougher than it looks.
Yeah. Hampton Island.
I'll get you all, one by one.
Jesus.
- Try the key again. - Fine.
Dude Terence no that’s dumb
Here we go. Ready. Up.
- I'm calling the cops. - I wanted to call them yesterday, my friend.
There's plenty of room if you want to stay, Lar.
What?
Right.
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A house. Cars. Women.
All I have to do is just keep setting my goals and working hard...
Weekend at Bernies
- He walked? - Say good morning.
Okay, coming out. My turn.
It's on the point, top of the dune.
Shit! Is that the killer?
No smoking.
You don't believe me?
They get angry when I walk.
Oh, my God.
Vito, I'm telling you, Lomax is alive. She was with him for at least half an hour...
But I'd like to go over these numbers with you...
I like it. It's home.
- There's no door. Back door. - Okay.
Okay, Bernie, I'm going to shoot the wad.
Love you, darling, just love you. You know, you could use a little sun.
I don't believe you.
You have to kill him, Vito.
Hi, Steven. I am horny.
How do you propose to handle it?
You son of a bitch.
No one is going to have a sex change operation.
No, I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what is going on.
- You all right? - Yeah.
- We should be at a real beach. - There are no more real beaches.
Pardon me, Monsignor, sir, could you tell me where the top of the dune is?
Should I have Paulie go and talk to the chef?