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Yeah. Where are my pants?
Mom, Dad, look!
How am I supposed to be a good dad when I never had one myself?
Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky...
I don't want people to see us looking at these books.
...scary.
Okay. It's now painfully clear.
Get out.
Sensual, sanitary seclusion awaits you at any of America 's fine...
Scary, no? And this guy is head of the Spaceology Department...
Here's $50. Go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunt's.
I hope it's as exciting as his other book:
He said I was an accident. He didn't wanna have me.
And I hope you'll find it in your heart not to drive awa...
...that you weren't a short man.
A father should always make his kids feel wanted.
I'm getting this book on UFOs.
Maybe I could've been something more than I am.
You and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together.
You were an accident!
And feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial...
Will you cook my dinner for me?
And your daddy has realized something very important.
Lock old Rover in the shed, because man has a new best friend...
Homie, I can't quite fit.