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Baby, so I didn't know which one was yours, so I grabbed all of them.
Hey, did you catch that Lakers-Heat game?
I am so sick of men screwing women over,
Listen up.
What drives people to seek revenge?
Gonorrhoea!
A 900-pound woman lost a pound and a half
We should do an exchange transfusion.
Work the fact you're a doctor into the conversation. Just be subtle.
That moth was crazy.
and I am not going to just wait for Mr Cheng to die.
- I would like a shark that read minds. - No.
If you utter a word about the score of the game,
why are you in a dentist's office?" I forgot the punch line.
No! No!
I get to have sex tonight!
I don't like people disagreeing with me.
Sometimes the bad guy is the man you've been battling
Because I broke the rules and ignored what Dr Kelso wanted me to do.
Right. And I'm not straight.
No, we haven't slept together, yet. It's not like I'm missing out.
but, God save me, watching sports
It's the test results. Let's see what's going on.
Yeah, boy!
I do. I convinced everybody that's afraid of me to go outside
- You... - What happened to your eye?
and driving around Florida with your left-hand blinker on.
Dude, a guy walks into a dentist's office
I'm a pathetic excuse for a doctor.
We should probably get you fixed up
because if he doesn't, you're gonna be hearing Bob Kelso's voice saying,
We should probably test Kylie to see if she's infected.
if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle.