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-(dog barking) -(screaming)
♪ You've won your own free pass ♪
OPEN UP WITHOUT A KICK."
(laughing)
CHAD. PRINCE CHARMING, JR.
AND PICK IT UP WHEN WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
DON'T BLOW IT.
WELL, IT'S NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE.
SO IT'LL BE UP ON THE DAIS UNDER THE BEAST'S SPELL JAR,
IT WAS A MALFUNCTION IN THE, UH,
♪ Clawed my way to victory ♪
Fukk your mirror you Blueberry Yum Yum ass bitch
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
-IS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE LOSES! -JAY!
JUST TRYING TO HELP.
I WISH YOU COULD.
♪ Like what you see in the mirror, shout ♪
-(knocks) -HEY, GUYS! I'M LONNIE.
AND MY HEART IS TELLING ME THAT WE ARE NOT OUR PARENTS.
Sex
BUT THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. THANK YOU. NEXT TIME.
CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
OOH, IN ANOTHER TIME, IN ANOTHER TIME.
OH...
YEAH, WELL, BIG BUMMER,
Carlos: COME ON. RUN, JAY, RUN!
AND CONVERTED INTO A HIGH SCHOOL
THE STRENGTH OF EVIL IS GOOD AS NONE,
-♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Let's set it off ♪
UM, I-- I THINK SHE MEANT US.
-OW! STOP! AH! -BOYS.
FOR THE FIRST TIME, I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE
-DO YOU FEEL OKAY? -YOU BET.
AND WE ALL GET TO GO.
WELL, MORE LIKE 20 YEARS AGO-
-Oh! -This dog loves me, and I love him.
-(whooshing sound) -GASTON SHOULD BE JEALOUS.
-♪ It's... ♪ -♪ Ridiculous ♪
♪ What dear old mama said ♪
DON'T BE SO SERIOUS, DARLING.
MOM SAID THEY'RE RABID PACK ANIMALS
HEY!
I... HOW VERY WISE OF ME.
TO BLESS OUR NEW KING. (gasps)
AND MALEFICENT.
THE POISON APPLES. AND THE SPELLS.
♪ For you to take your place ♪
Stuck in the past
♪ I don't know who to be ♪
♪ I'm rotten to the ♪
PRINCESS AUDREY. HIS GIRLFRIEND.
KILLER.
YOU STOLE ANOTHER GIRL'S BOYFRIEND.
-And the tipoff is ready. -(whistle blows)
THAT WOULD BE 106.905
(upbeat electronic music plays)
♪ Ain't got your back? ♪
♪ If only I knew what my heart ♪
PERHAPS THIS IS JUST REVIEW FOR YOU.
WELL, THE WAND'S NOT HERE. LET'S BOUNCE.
-WHAT? -(laughs)
WAS RAISED BY FAIRYTALE CREATURES
HOW DO I FIND THE AVERAGE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?
EVIE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE
♪ Who could ask for more? ♪
♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪
All: YEAH.
IN HER OWN WAY.
-E.Q., GIVE HER THE MAGIC MIRROR. -YEAH.
♪ I was once like you, my child ♪
-MOM'S GONNA KILL ME! -(laughs)
-♪ And I believe in you ♪ -♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪
THE JACKALS HAVE LANDED.
-JAY, JAY, JAY! -YOU RIP--"
BUT NOT A LOT OF THERE THERE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
MY MOM'S MULAN?
-OH... -YEAH, LET'S GO.
♪ Yeah, if only ♪
AND FAIRY GODMOTHER'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
THE CHILDREN OF OUR SWORN ENEMIES, LIVING AMONG US?
♪ You can make it happen ♪
AS IN, "BIBBIDI-BOBBIDI-BOO"?
IS THAT WALNUTS? I LOVE WALNUTS. (laughs)
-UGH, IT'S BROKEN. -UGH!
-IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME? -MM...
♪ Don't you wanna be very, very good at being bad? ♪
WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
YOU READY?
All: ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪
Chad you better take yo Chicken Pot Pie eating ass out of here, i may not hit rednecks but I’ll beat a motherfukker’s ass And what is your long hair swamp possum face porcupine skin alligator mouth hummingbird ass gonna do?
WAS JUST THE EVIL FAIRY.
DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S A POSSIBILITY
MAL?
-YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND! -YEAH, WITH A BARRIER AROUND IT, REMEMBER?
People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
-Ben: CARLOS! -BEN?
♪ Set it off ♪
Coach: PICK IT UP. PUT IT ON! TWO HANDS.
broadcasting live from the coronation,
-So give it a rest! -OH-HO! BURN!
I HOPE YOU LIKE BIKES.
I'VE DECIDED THAT THE CHILDREN ON THE ISLE OF THE LOST
COME HERE!
BASICALLY ALL THE REALLY INTERESTING PEOPLE-
Still doing tricks with eggplants?
♪ But I put my heart aside ♪
(up-tempo song plays)
YOU KNOW, FOR AFTER.
♪ And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss ♪
WHAT?
-OH! -YEAH.
The ball goes back to Jay.
♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪
YOUR HEART IS ABOUT TO BREAK.
-WHAT'S THE HARM? -IT'S GATEWAY MAGIC!
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪ I could find the way to ♪
(laughing) THEY DIDN'T GET THE BABY!
OH, YOU'RE THINKING SMALL, PUMPKIN.
(laughs)
I FEEL LIKE...
♪ You gotta show me that you're only ever gonna be mine ♪
-WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T-- -WELL, THEN GET ME THE WAND
OKAY, OKAY, UM...
WAS RAISED BY MERMAIDS
♪ They can dance, dance, dance ♪
CAN I GO BACK TO MY GAME? I'M ON LEVEL THREE.
LET'S GO!
-AH! -(siren wailing)
♪ That's when your reign begins ♪
NOT THAT I KNOW OF.
SHE SHRANK TO THE SIZE OF THE LOVE IN HER HEART.
-I'LL PAY YOU 50 DOLLARS. -GOOD ANSWER.