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Sorry, what for?
Would you do something for me?
You're right, this is serious. A waffle isn't the answer.
I know that we've been
- I'm five. - Right.
Oh, Mom has decided to be a bi with Poppy.
Nobody has Sara Bareilles candle sex every night.
Rough day?
- Oh! Oh, my gosh! - What is going on?
She's here for emotional support.
I promise you...
Don't get me wrong, one awkward evening
But I hoped babysitting Lizzie's kids would go better.
- And a place to live. - Reluctantly.
I can't date my patient's brother.
I do have a stupid client dinner tomorrow night and...
I could beat the crap out of him?
- Well, second... third. - Oh.
I have always put our family first.
Wes called me. The question is why didn't you?
Babe, it doesn't have to take hours.
No, your father lying about money
deep down, you still really love each other,
and you are gonna figure out how to save the house.
and I wrote it on cocktail napkins,
we didn't have a... a future.
I don't love the Q&A afterwards.
Look, honey...
if her kid's crapping diamonds
So I got my godmother Poppy to marry us.
But I do want to.
Because I... I had the situation under control.
Lizzie, you take it.
I really gotta figure out what I'm gonna do with my life.
But it's not.
The next morning was the first time
I think we can let go of family dinners at this point.
...I want you to know the real me.
- Oh, uh... - No, no secrets.
with the first day of the rest of your life?
But we do.
not all the time, just maybe during sex...
- You know what? Never mind. - Let's just go to bed.
- You should try it. - Can you just stop with the waffle?
Okay. Okay, I'll go first.
Why?
So what are your problems?