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- What was that? - I said... [imitates sneezing]
We'll skip dessert, please.
Frankly, the more I read, the more confused and upset I become.
- Salmon. - Ah.
Yes, but xenophobia is the fear of strangers
Sit tight for a long lunch,
♪ Getting closer month by week I mean, day ♪
What are you talking about? It's time to eat!
I don't know. I don't like to hear that anybody's sick.
- Don't tell them silly things. - Okay.
This sofa belonged to the King of Arizona. You don't recline on it!
using the binoculars my wife gave me as an anniversary present.
- There's only two of them. - Quigley died in a fire.
♪ You ugly baby ♪
But alcoholic martinis are out and aqueous martinis are in.
Oh, yes! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
We've never had aqueous martinis before, but we'll try them.
riding on the back of a beautiful princess.
But if you are viewing this story, you will be anxious and troubled
I could get away with murder... again.
- Yes. - Come, come, stand right here.
Elevator... Elevator... Elevate our readership.
[gasps] For Secretary's Day!
[Esmé] Sixth!
and then I'm off to find a clinic and/or bag of frozen peas
For the children, we offer a tour of the kitchen.
distilled from the head of a freshly caught salmon.
I watched a few episodes.
where old friends of your parents have promised to be your guardians,
I’m anxious
No! No! No! Absolutely... What's the word? Never as long as I live.
Quagmires in one clutch, and you, Baudelaires, in the other.
The word "nervous" means "worried about something."
[typing]
But never fear. This is a very fashionable block.
♪ So look away Look away, look away ♪
All 46 stories.
The other day I found a kitchen I'd never seen before,
What my wife means is that we hope you'll feel safe and secure.
Mr. Poe, it's important we speak with you.
My sources have learned you're quite the chanteuse.
♪ You've got to open wide ♪
Those horrible clothes you're wearing are out.
You are making my mouth water and turn pink.
I'm Violet, and these are my siblings, Klaus and Sunny.
- Something more suspicious than an accent. - Baudelaires, I'm surprised at you.
which is the top floor of 667 Dark Avenue,
No, no, please. I do not approve of small child browsing penthouse.
Jacquelyn, it's as we suspected.
Daily Punctilio says it's the innest thing since that bakery on 9th Street.
[Klaus] People who live in penthouses are rich and powerful.
♪ To ♪
- with some salmon skin croutons. - Lovely.
- Welcome to Herring Houdini. - [exclaims in disgust]