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hello
I'm just joking with you.
Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner and watching it by yourself.
- This is important. - But calling me back isn't?
Promise me you'Il never go bungee jumping in Mexico.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
I wanna eat your ass What? You heard me.
Thanks for noticing
- Did anybody notice I'm late? - You've been here for an hour.
- I got you a little something. - You said we were even.
Why should I help you? I gave you free HBO Now
Have the eggs had a chance to hatch? Maybe you can go check on it for me.
I'll fix this. I can make it cool again.
Better get your swimming trunks on...cause you’ll be ass sweating in no time!
We should go again next week.
- Can I get you a beer? - How about a tequila?
Reality isn't Father Knows Best anymore.
Hey, Phil.
I hope they fry this bastard.
You'll have to do better than that, Steven.
Met to Why Are You Came
The soothing sounds of Raul, ladies and gentlemen.
Weird. I thought I'd see if anybody wanted to play round ball.
Get your swim trunks on,
Just a little piece of equipment.
That's your sweet spot, right there.
Open, sesame.
When your tired of getting thirst trap photos...
You're offering me a bribe.
I'm just so tired Trevor
When something complicated breaks
Why don't you come by?
We can watch a superhero get his dick wet in some trailer trash, while watching a reboot of punky brewster
There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at medieval times
...a touch of Alfalfa...
That's tough. You must have a lot of abandonment issues.
- I love you, but I have to go. Bye. - Bye.
Mine bøger, mit DirecTV, alt! Pyha. Nu vil jeg se vinduet og se sommerfuglene... Hvad, pokker? Oliver, tisser du på snavs? Jeg går udenfor. Er du færdig, Oliver? Han er færdig. Nu tisser han på snavs.
- Chip and Ernie Douglas. - I have a list of ex-cable men.
- On to the next order of business. - Steven, I need to talk to you.
- You have 11 new messages. - All right.
Well done, good sir. You are the victor.
- Don't do this! - Good luck to you!
Steven
@loopy is not a myth I've seen him!
oh, you eat clean, unprocessed foods? cool story.
Good luck to you!
I
Maybe a few buts ... Big ones!
When my older brother compliments me…
He mentioned that you've had some problems.
Promise me you'll never incorporate your company in the state of Delaware, ok?
Cross the line
Wake up little snoozy. Smell the smelling salt!
TMI
oh, Billy
You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam.
I think it was an Asian gang or something.
God bless you. You're too good to me
All the fighting how does it feel now i'm making amends being tight lipped magnify in all our flaws. Knowing what to surrender next you know the price it's all a stag. Are we going insane? Do be both deserve to die? Are we the reason we are not aliens from another life today?
Cableguy
So.... What are you trying to say?
Jason loves
What are you doing?
I will not touch it.
Steven, I'm open! Feed me the rock!
I guess we'll talk later. I have to do some stuff anyway.
- We love you. - I hate you! Get out of my life!
Perfectionis... t.
Hard.
- Who told you that? - Forget it.
Chip Douglas? That sounds familiar.
What ever you say Trump
I'm just messing with you.
Steven, call your mother.
PENIS
It's okay. She's totally clean. I checked her out about a week ago.
Funny, how you call when you need something.
If we don’t fight to the death, they will kill us both.
I’m on Michael’s team
I'm just jerking your chain.
Hey Tim, appreciate you declining that trade Thanks for the boost
I'm sorry to put you out.
- What do you mean? - You can buy next time.
Yo, Steve-o.
Okay.
Im healthy as a horse. Not a drip.
I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life!
….Dayton
- So how's work? - Work's good.
GOIN' DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!
Grant Dkwn
I’m telling you, these knights get laid all the time
Don't Dig Too Deep. You Might Get Burned By The Molten Lava