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in one of those movies I hate.
This under the Castellano regime won't be tolerated.
I've been trying to tell you, he retired two months ago.
I'm very healthy.
You are a bad influence on me.
'cause then it seems like
Ah, I'm in.
This is bad.
take this: Question everything.
I will see you in the exam room.
because she couldn't handle it.
If I'm like a lamp to you,
some of them are in a new trimester.
a nice, juicy t-bone steak to distract any guard dogs.
We're doing the same thing. No.
Why don't you just examine my wires?
I don't need to read your pathetic "take me back" texts.
Danny! Danny, you may take the day off,
I want you to go to work,
"A while ago."
Leave your tie. I'm gonna use it to hang myself.
Hey, anything can happen.
No one's gonna think you're a lesbian
so I would not repeat that, but thank you.
Time to stop eating I guess.
You're a badass bitch.
to be fun, single roommates together,
but it doesn't even fit me right,
What am I doing? I'm sorry.
Do you exercise or play sports?
Awesome.
I suddenly have an opening in my schedule.
because you see, I still don't have...
What do you think of this homemade retirement card
Emotionally, yes.
And now, let's get your weight.
It was difficult, but I managed to win in the end.
When was the last time you had sexual intercourse?
Now I know we've only just met,
Nah, it would never work.