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Look, whenever I got my ass kicked,
Nice to know ya!
Hey, so can you.
Thank you.
I got my break-in tools.
This is two colleagues trying to sort out a personal issue...
Oh, God, yeah. Can you please reschedule it?
and get married again. 41.
Thanks so much.
I can't, okay. Okay, I...
Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
But I don't do crimes no more.
Whatever.
I figured there had to be some good in you,
That is like a lap-band surgery ad.
Skipping forward a bit, um,
[Vocalizing]
"The last time that the moment was right."
Think of the best, strongest warrior version of yourself.
if you just say "crush."
I think it's heading somewhere helpful.
What was the date of the first day of your last period?
Hey, I'm realizing that I still don't have a gynecologist.
Yeah, but when I do get married,
and your warrior name is...
You're looking at one.
Whom I have grown to love.
Hey, babe, we can stop this train anytime you want.
[Laughs] Whoa.
Mmm.
I like you less,
I'm really learning a lot.
I hate it when people say "girl crush."
Yes, it feels... It feels fine.
No one does. Take Carl and me...
Go nuts.
I'd love to know more.
There's still plenty of time to figure the rest out.
I haven't seen him in 25 years.
No, I'm having a great time.
Hey, Morgan, I want to encourage you
Yup.
Mindy is a flashy,
I sleep pretty good.
I do not appreciate how I've been treated in this room.
This Danny guy, he doesn't know what's gonna happen.
The last time I accidentally allowed you
It was a fiction, and I, its author.
I'm going home.
I'm gonna check "no."
and I'm never going to give you back your watch.