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Neither of you know what I'm capable of.
No offense, but that excuse stinks.
So joke's on you, "castel-lame-o."
and then kind of Peters out by day four.
Do you want to stop? No.
and then you have to look a couple wrong places
Why don't you hop right up here?
But ugh, am I right?
He wants someone with more free time,
Come on, no. Yeah.
[Clicking tongue]
I like to ask all my new patients
un-lamp-like feelings for me.
Okay, I know you're sad, but the floor is disgusting.
Well, now give her a break.
all voices will be heard.
That's the healthiest thing for you
gurn?... What kinda name is that?
I'm not coming in tomorrow.
Hey. Just working.
if you begin to feel uncomfortable.
I think the two of you would have an amazing chemistry. Thank you.
at the world's stuffiest wedding,
If it wasn't hard, I wouldn't be who I am.
You have work. Back in bed.
That is how you know that the sun is cool.
No, I'm fine. I just don't know how many questions
Above the stove.
[Grunts] We're in.
not to check in with me as much.
All right? Wear your tightest t-shirt, Mr. gorgeous,
They took me out little-caesars style... through the guts.
Okay. I have an idea.
Here's your dumb watch.
I don't want coffee!
I thought you thought of me as a lamp.
Do you manage to have one kid under the buzzer?
[Breathes deeply]