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whether it was my literal butt ass
This right here, this is strike two for me.
You, that lamp.
That was a bad one. That was a bad one.
Yeah, I might have seen the watch.
say, pick locks?
Wow, that must've been hard.
No, no, it is not the same. Okay?
they ever messed with me in the first place.
to perfect all the hot muscles on your great body?
You know what? I'm glad it was hard.
sew together two of them. Voila, long blanket.
I appreciate that.
Wait, why would you check "no"?
I just think that she would spend it
What medications do you take?
Hey, man, those were jagerbombs,
I'm out.
That's great. Good for you.
on a woman's salary.
Hey, Dr. l.,
preferably with the bulgari wristwatch
so you find his weakness, and you tell your warrior
so I now need to find a gynecologist
I could spend the rest of my life in jail
guess whose number one trait is "listens good".
You're being ridiculous. Why?
Thank you.
Oh, my God, Josh!
I don't say this lightly:
No, that actually looks really good on you.
You spend a year getting to know him, 34,
I have the same personal attachment to you both.
Did you ever learn to,
and the first time we go out, you get hit on
Maybe when I'm in charge, you can be my protege.
Good news, you find a guy real quick
Damn it!
Beyonce pad thai.
That you dragged me here against my will