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Me set it
Um, so did Amanda call you back?
#ש #о #с #δ
I mean, my whole life is a sham.
- Hey, man. - Aah!
Come in.
We'd, like, "go for dinner," and, like, the two of us would, like, do stuff.
It's about a group of dreamers with talent to spare...
What if I was wasting my time?
I should have been figuring out my life like you.
Do you, like, wanna take it slow or something?
We're gonna get you out of the house, get you moving.
It's about a little Jewish mouse
Hi! I'm Jess. Welcome to our home.
I have three date packages. They work every time.
- Lights on, pants off. Here we go. - Yeah. Okay.
Heh. I don't have anything figured out. I'm a fully-grown man with roommates.
and so I'm sorry about last night.
Look, you've been out of the game for a while.
You have? I mean, how?
Just knock!
We don't need to have it figured out right now.
And I'm standing there and I'm saying, "Sorry, officer, I can't help you...
- This is why I don't talk to you. - You're gonna be fine.
We might get a cat one day. That cat might play the keyboard.
Are you ser...? Are you serious?