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Live from the Dolby Theatre at Hollywood and Highland, it's the Oscars. And now, here's your host, Stan Smith. Stan walks out wearing a black tuxedo as everyone in the audience applauds.
Who's there?
Hope you're doing fine
On which we used to rely?
Um...
I never should have dragged you into this anyway.
Meg, it's only because I wanna make sure this guy treats you right
- all you gotta do is ask. - Really? Well, there kind of is one thing.
Yes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?
Hello, darling
Elmo bert ernie
and a courtroom doll that kids use to show where the molester touched them.
- Oh, yeah? Like who? - Mort Goldman for one.
Hey, is that Dean Cain on that park bench?
Maya Rios Martinez, Gavin Runkle, Leah Schmidt, Sydney Sinclaire, Paige Szolosi, Tahsin Tabassum, Ariana Thompson, Cameryn Vickery, Tia Ward, Owen Wolfenberger, Carissa Woods, Mariam Zghier, and, Cher!
Maybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat,
I can't fit all my books in my locker.
I didn't say Peter. I said Dad.
Peter, you're being overprotective. Look, why don't you just talk to him?
Our Top Story You’re a Moron
She posted a photo on Instagram with the caption “When you’re babysitting your nephew and you’re sick of Cocomelon, you pull up the classics. #sharonloisandbram”. She also posted a video of her nephew singing along to “Skinnamarink” while she sings along.
Uh...
- Put that gun away! - I just wanna talk to him.
- and it's a great way to stay in shape. - What kind of cancer?
What's your name, sweetie?
Brain freeze!
Yeah, this doesn't seem like much of a party.
Wow, cool.
but on the inside he could a complete bastard, like Greg Heffley.
Thousands of young students came to Nationwide Arena today to see the Blue Jackets practice. Many of them had never seen a Blue Jackets game, but this field trip was a science lesson with a little sports thrown in.
Well, I think you've been wonderful. Like when you took her to that new movie,
- Just come here. - What is it, Dad?
Don't be too hard on yourself, Peter. We all do things that we're not proud of.
She's my only daughter, Lois. She needs to be protected,
Dad, you know my name.
what you crazy girls are gonna do while I'm gone,
you passive-aggressive bitch.
And now some more breaking news, St. Jude's National Outreach Director Marlo Thomas helps Donna Tubbs remove a broken Toussaint from their bathroom. Thomas eventually took Roberta out to dinner afterwards to thank her for saving the Christmas every day wish Rallo made with her.
I'm sorry, Meg. I promise I won't forget you.
If I give you $5,000, will you tell me I matter?
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Mean Girls, and a performance by Zemirah Thomas. When the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade returns. Do you know what Zemirah's gonna sing?
Oh, my God, Meg, why didn't you tell me?