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“Well, if I’m reading this right, and I like to think that I am...”
She’s too tall for him
Because he'll kill you, then he'll go to work on you.
- Danny. - Tess, I told you ...
Guys like us don't change. We stay sharp or get sloppy. We don’t change.
- About 18 months. - You know Hal Lindley? Worked with him?
- I say stay, you stay. - Got it.
He takes out your knees and ruins your life and anybody you Ever met
Let me tell you something. If you could pay cash ...
You better talk to him!
It's nice there. Do you like it?
what a horrible thing to say
- We got a grease man. - We got a grease man.
My name is Lyman Zerga.
Modal is softer than cotton and works well in warmer climates
Been practicing that speech, haven’t you?
Bash, what's your status?
Ready.
- My last day inside. - I told you I'd write.
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- He asks that you go up and watch TV. - He does?
There's nobody inside.
- I need something more secure. - Mr. Zerga, I can assure you our ...
That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.
Businessman of some kind, from Europe.
Where the fuck you been?
You stole things? Like jewels?
Something ...
Make the Call
I put two plainclothes on Ocean. He's in the keno bar now.
I saw you at the paddock ...
- He's a balloon boy! Balloon boy! - You're spitting in my face.
to the path of cash carts. I want to know everything about every guard.
Ten bucks says he shorts it
Exactly
Last guy he caught cheating, he not only sent up for 10 years ...
I'm sure you can make it out of the casino.
What?
he breaks late everyone knows this
I have always enjoyed the touch of a vaccine jab in my arm.
Could a pinch knock out the power of an entire city?
We'll begin with five-card draw. Everyone remember that?
That much money, this early ...
That's a great idea, Albert. Let's all get nicked.
Greasy
This is my job.
Halt!
That's why we have to be very careful, very precise.
Show him out.
howitzer thing was good
I need a reason.
Ted Nugent called. He wants his shirt back.
Yeah, thanks, man.
Some advice for the Floppy Headed Cuck Boy Justin Trudeau The rest of the World’s Political Parasites better take notes.
In your hotel, there's always someone watching
ohno
- My fence was confident. - You don't need a fence.
This just came to our attention today.
You know a guy?
Whiskey. Can I get a whiskey.
My courier should be here momentarily.
two, one.
No 10 unders in alternate shot, huh?
Hang on, are you accusing me of boobytrapping?
It'll be nice workin with... ...proper villains again.
Mr. Benedict, you're employing an ex-convict. As you know ...
Hey Mako!
They did what I would have done but by accident.
I know a guy....
He doesn't fool around.
Mr. Zerga?
Slightly more complicated than that.
if you're going to come after tara's services you better goddamn know
Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks.
Two cards.
- Monet. - And Manet had syphilis.
she uses aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it.
Looking at them doesn't change them. You know what you have.
- Danny was just about to ... - I just stopped by to say hi to Tess.
Once the electricity goes, access to the vault ...
Shineboxes, Shineboxes.
I'm sorry. I didn't know if it would sting you, but it did.
Oh, would you look at this doughnut?
We want an eye and ear on them. Livingston?
How’s your wife?
- You're a little girl! - Relax.
You're free to go.
This is the Bellagio vault, located ...
down the elevator we can't move ...
- Move the balloons. - Move them?
- How does it feel to be out? - About the same.
- You'd do that? - Yes, sir.
We need more slurp juices
Curtain goes up at 7.
- Take him down, now! - I got him!
What?
Just find him, will you?
.
I fold.
hang on to your knickers
Frank has bronchitis and is applying for a transfer to warmer climates.