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I can't discuss it due to an ongoing lawsuit,
- Uh-huh. - And you're in handcuffs...
I think I just figured out why a beautiful woman like you
Oh, yeah, they look real Jewish.
I do mind.
And Mrs. Claus is a beautiful and very sexual woman.
Are we done here?
(LAUGHS)
It's about being with your fake family.
(LOUDLY) condoms?!
Is that really what it's all about?
He says he's been working late,
Oh, man, no, I think this used to be an orange.
I'm married!
Lou Ferrigno, Henry Kissinger,
She had nowhere to go on a Thursday.
Let's try again. Please.
I'm so sorry, Dong.
And a little weird, like a bunny with human teeth.
But why is she here?
I smell your scrunchie
I just chased some guy out of here
were mouth-breathers.
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
♪ I'd also go for Mexican ♪
You have way too much work to do.
Titus, we are slammed.
Wow, will you look at this place?
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
That's gonna be, uh...
When I called from the road, the fax line was working.
(AUTOMATED VOICE) Calling voice mail.
I've got no choice.
I'm going home to celebrate Fake Christmas
(DOOR SLAMS)
Because my painting has colors in it!
right down to the six-pack abs.