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Can't you make something? Send them Morse code or something?
We need a cab.
"Help me, Rhonda Help, help me, Rhonda"
Look, see, they're hands. They clap.
On time, no bullshit.
Voila, my man.
Saunders, are they moving out or not?
Listen.
Number Johnny Five, you would be doing this for me?
-No! -It's still moving! Get it!
Come on, now, man. These are serious guys.
Sandy Banatoni, the human.
It's unbelievable, isn't it?
There's no way we'll get to the jewels before--
-I've been thinking about Sandy. -You have?
Okay, I'll get back to you.
What? Who are "we"?
he shall have the same rights and privileges as any other citizen in this nation
Gaya yaar, sub kharaab, hogaya.
...such a range of abilities?
Maybe that's where the answers are.
There are 2,312 taxicabs in this city.
You have not known this one?
Human porcupines.
You want to hand me the Labatts?
Gentlemen, the Vanderveer Collection.
Who are these masked men and what do they want?
Great!
Downtown! Take a left!
Absolutely not.
So, come on, take advantage of Manic Mike's emotional problems.
Ben, the expense alone....
You have made many modifications upon your person.
-What is that? Look at that thing! -Some kind of a bird!
Input? Well, that's what I'm here for, son.
Arriba!
I just know it.
We deal in volume. I couldn't possibly order...
-I'll cover for you. Go for it. -You think so?
Easy. Wait a minute. Are you okay?
You want my toys? Everybody wants my toys.
I say, you know, you have attractive shoes and earrings.
The truth is, it doesn't matter what people think of you.
Hop on, Derf.
Sixteenth Street!
It's really sweet.
Split conductor cable, remember?
Go back to your two-bit computer scam you were doing so good.
...Simpson's Toy Department. Okay?
Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?
...and now here you are.
...we were working on him and suddenly he was struck by lightning.
So, Benny:
You can't confess by remote control.
Hey, you.
I've never been able to figure it out.
...so they are treating you like a machine.
Well--
"But I'm feeling so sad
...we'll never make it in time.
You got water-cooled tubes?
Otis Redding. Dock of the Bay.
Be careful!
No, Oscar!
Come here. Give me a hug!
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex.
-8:37 a.m. And 17 seconds. -Oh, my God.
The purple?
...so help me God.
Well, you, I hope.
Okay. Here we go!
I'm sorry.
So those two dickheads out there, if they smash Johnny Five up...
...Mr. Johnny Five.
Everything you need is here.
Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch.
What the hell's a "Doo Wah Diddy"?
...without any mental reservation, or purpose of evasion...
-Well, I left mine in the Mercedes. -No, I am speaking seriously.
You can just look.
He locked up me and Benny in a room full of frozen Chinese squids.
Ben Jahrvi?
-Benjamin Jarvee? -Jahrvi!
Sure. Kidnap the humans...
They wanna take your books away.
...without any mental reservation, or purpose of evasion...
But, Benjamin, I can help you.
Buildings, skyscrapers, urban habitats. I am impressed.
Insert tab A into slot B. Put that down there...
Unfortunately, the military got hold of him and decided to use him...
You know the name, now own the watch.
And we've got lots more on tap. Little Anthony and the Im--
Either you come out now or we're impounding this piece of equip--
Making homemade contraption to protect my friends.
But Oscar, cutting hole in bank vault is not damage? Vandalism?
Please, I am sorry.
All right.
All right!
-Read any good books lately? -Yes. I covered many great subjects.
You already owe a substantial sum, Fred.
Well, this is just great!
I'll arrange to have them picked up tomorrow. This is terrific.
But to whom are we to tell this earth-quaking news?
Come here and give me a hug!
Okay. Good, well, so good luck with the rest of them and...
-No, over here. -Right. Sorry.
You just want a rough estimate of how long....
Everything that I have been saying has been coming to you, not from me...
No, I will get it. Allow me, sir.... Ma'am. Pardon me.
I don't believe it.
This is your last chance.
"...manic!"