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Then think again and then think again
Whoo!
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Between serving a life sentence
So what do you say?
Now, let's keep moving.
[laughs]
- Yeah, well, take it out.
- Perfect.
See, I knew that was your plan all along,
- Does this have anything to do with MacGruber?
- One.
- 20 minutes, sir. - Now, major!
I'm sorry it's taken me so long,
- So MacGruber, why are we here?
I think I got a problem.
[gunfire]
- What? - Right--
- Four.
Oh, they want to shoot your fucking face off so bad,
and their leader, Brigadier Commander Enos Queeth,
- I said yes. - Good.
He fucking lies to me about having it,
- Don't lose that signal,
If I don't answer, he's gonna know something's wrong.
- Hey, sorry, Vick.
six, nine, number sign.
Can't wait to light this dude up
[grunts]
Queeth lied to me, said he already had this thing.
Okay, let's go. We can take my Jeep.
- * Anything that you desire *
I came as soon as I could.
Um, I'm on a ship. - You're on a ship?