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- Oh, got it, got it.
all borders are secure. - Good.
[sultry R&B music playing]
Never thought I'd see the day. [imitates whip cracking]
Anyway, so there was this scalpel on a tray
I mean, do you hear yourself when you talk?
- We managed to trace a call from the cockpit
and left Queeth and his men to die
[dramatic music]
I've been sitting around
- Six. - Six.
Oh, thank God. Yes! - [sighs]
No number sign. [keypad beeps]
[yelling]
You point that guy in the right direction,
- Well, we can't stay here forever, right?
and doing that suicide mission for my country,
Um, I'm not at the park. I'm on a ship.
- No, I'm not at the park.
has been standing right in front of me the whole time.
who have orders to shoot you on my command.
- I'm sorry, I don't know who that is.
- One more, straight down the barrel.
it was just a bunch of ventilation equipment.
in the world had just gone rogue,
- No, I mean, they let you out on purpose.
- [chuckles] Nice try, Piper,
- Yeah, but he was, like, a super fucking badass.
Just a squirrel.
Piper the family man.
Need to catch these bastards.
- Sir. - Yes, Major.
[suspenseful music]
- But as we speak, you are surrounded
and that's win number two.
- [groans]
- Sir, just got word.
[tense music]
- Three.
- Three...
- I'd fucking love to take you through it.
- What the hell are they up to?
Piper's already been debriefed. - Hey, Vicki.
- So he lied to you and said he already had Brimstone.
* *
- [chuckles] Go ahead, take it. Here.
- Oh, yeah, and it was so fucking terrifying.
Now, watch your step 'cause I booby trapped
- Last night, when you told me MacGruber was dead,
It gave me more than enough time to free myself.
Fire.
I know you're really up against it right now,
- Now, where's our friend, MacGruber?
we'll be fine.
- Want us to go after him, sir?
Now all we have to do is stuff them with coal.