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I just want to talk. I thought we could have some dinner?
Deal with her. And then deal with the real problem.
I would love to, but it's kind of a tricky project...
You're so full of shit.
If Edith Piaf rises out of the grave and
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
That is it!
...so I could have my morning coffee.
You can waste your own time, but I'm done.
Yeah, that's me... Mistress of the Year.
So, this is my brother.
He said that... I was the cheater?
My brain when all you hear is perverts.
Not exactly.
I started redecorating. What do you think?
I say it's our turn to take this shit international.
He is! But better me than you.
Yeah, well...
(SCREAMS)
She pretends to be my friend,
You're worried about him. I am.
We cry in the inside Like a winner
Why is he calling you at all?
And where in the story does he act like a jerk?
I DONT EVEN KNOW
No. No. You can't... What? What?
No man likes that.
And you're calling him Mark?
So, um...
I'll do it. I don't have a lot of feelings.
Yeah. Yeah.
No. It's...
Plus, I'm traveling to Miami and the Bahamas.
Yes? Kate!!
Turn the car around!
...and fix that young man's plumbing.
CARLY: I'm not going out the window!
Somebody's being negative. I'll go.
but honestly, it's a lot worse.
For the bacon, I think.
It just looks like you're a little bloated.
...you know, that...
I can't defend you if I know you did it.
What is that?
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And makes me the villain?
I am not a mistress. A mistress knows she's dating a married man.
Mark, you're not a very nice person.
Hey, Miss Whitten.
(DOOR OPENS)
You'll take it off and it'll just be something you used to wear.
Like in Switzerland or the Bahamas.
Oh, I'm still working.
and put everything in your name.
You're his soulmate. I'm a whore.
Oh, well, I would, but I'm pretty sure...
FERNANDO: It's really nice, what you're doing for her.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Nothing from Amber, either?
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
The best thing to do is just not think about it too hard.
Now it's like a shallow puddle...
I come here because it's like a hobby that pays well.
You would do that?
Are they sensitive? Does that hurt?
She's 24, a dance major. I eat anything she tells me to.
...one-day-at-a-time operation. Today is light recon day.
Do I?
But I didn't want to show up empty-handed, so I brought food.
So...
You found it! I did.
You are an empty man. KATE: Mmm-hmm.
Yes! I do?
I'm insecure. I have issues.
Okay.
Yup. That's a lot better.
I need you to buy me some pants.
Since whenever I want to.
Here you go.
I'm Carmela, Kate's decorator.
You want another?
Stop the grappling! I'm strong when I'm mad!!
We were pretty out of our heads,
You think we could let a sister down?
It brings up our group average.
No!!!
See?! This! This!
No, we can't. If you have any questions
Oh, my God!
I'm Carly. You must be his housekeeper.
It's not like I cared about any of them.
because he's a killer and I'm not.
He said you cheated on him, then asked for a divorce.
Go to Connecticut.
You're not.
You know what? Right?
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Kissing. Uh-huh.
You slept with him.
Put on something sexy, get your ass out to Connecticut...
She's lovely. She is.
You still want those? Yeah.
KATE: Why can't he stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?
I bet your dad's hot.
I know exactly what I would do with it.
so you made a straitjacket and a pillow fort to protect yourself from me
Forget I called.
Any messages?
i dont even know if she is american i dont even kno
If we put our brains together...
Is Mark calling?
Hi. I'm Kate. I met you on Friday.
I'm sorry. Ugh!
...nothing will be enough to fill the hole inside you...
...there's a difference between having sex
Shit.
I think you like me.
He used you to create the company
what's wrong with you? do you like cantonese?
(BOTH PANTING)
Let me just... Wait. How are you doing that?
CARLY: And the pictures!
...what I'm doing with all your great ideas.
The point of being pretty is that you don't have to.