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I just am sad.
Don’t you have a job or hobbies? What is Wrong with you?
Wow.
I would put a coffee table right here...
Open it.
...about it, I'm going to go crazy... for real. Like, really.
You'll send me the lawyers' names?
You will thank me for using a fake name. You want Phil...
Picking up my phone is like being flashed on the subway.
At some point you say... I play tennis, right?
No. And I feel like if Amber won't talk to me, then...
It must be big. You were crazy about him two days ago.
Nooooo.
so you made a straitjacket and a pillow fort to protect yourself.
what is up with your hot brother?
Or green!
Right there. Twelve o'clock.
You could go to jail!
I want him to feel what I feel, but worse.
I don't even know if she's American... I don't even know...
What is it?
Mark's in Miami. Why is he calling you?
I'll tell you all about it at dinner.
My wife's not some criminal mastermind.
are the weirdest friends ever...
CARLY: I can't believe he was cheating on me!
I started digging around. Everything was locked.
Me, too.
Get Dave on the phone. I need all pertinent materials...
Because you know how I get carried away with all the colors...
Only young, hot girls DRIVE JETTAS
But the lawyers say it's all very amicable.
Okay, let's go. (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
(SOBBING)
And see, I am not situated.
CARLY: Divorce papers.
Hi, Amber.
I'm so sorry.
I said next week last week so it's this week.
That wasn't a shitty apartment. That was a great apartment.
From now on, you have to tell me
I never liked that guy. I never liked him.
No! No, you can't have my husband and my brother!
Just pulled over for a little stretch.
...a pretty little patch of happiness.
We'll get dressed up and you can see...
ALL: Yeah.
They seem really happy. Mark is making them rich!
...you're clueless, you have an edge. Get your ducks in a row.
...which was swelling, and his head would have just exploded.
Oh, boy.
little apartment on Charles Street...
I do know.
Actually, don't tell me.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (MUSIC PLAYING)
We'll get your number. Can we keep her?
Oh, come on!
You come back and you're super smart.
Come on, let's get you in the car.
Not a wife! (SIGHS)
Yeah... No.
I cleared the bench!! attagirl
(STAMMERING) Empty? What are you talking about? How...?
No! Yours! You're the CEO.
CARLY: Those bank transfers...
Let me tag along for a drink. You said I'd like it.
She's kind of troubled. But you smell amazing. What is that?
If you can live with that, like the French, then stay put.
You're saying I should stay with him.
Didn't you notice our skin? That nice Bahamian glow?
Screw it. I'm coming home.
...and they implanted it in his groin...
Three punches.
I'm cute-cute Kate.
For what? Ca.
And to relieve the pressure, they had to cutout a chunk of his skull.
Affairs? You're looking at it.
What's that up there?
That is so weird.
I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.
...of age-appropriate men who are old...
Once you meet my dad and I meet your friends,
Here's to having friends...
And it's going to suck.
I'm wearing these glasses because I look like shit.
You can't care for yourself unless you toughen up.
Ugh!
(CHUCKLES)
KATE: Everything!
(PLAYING CALYPSO MUSIC)
...is because your wife repaid all the money.
That's how you run a double agent.
What is going on?
And I get first dibs on what's in the bag.
But it's such an icebreaker.
This is a bag full of vomit.
Carmela? Really?
I'm wondering, what if I keep my clothes on...
Okay.
...soul-sucking, life-ruining face crater that you...
Stop, you crazy housewife!
Yeah, I do, because he used to touch me, too.
So you needed the pillows to resist me.
I canceled. What's all this?
Need me to wait?
...were for Service Circuit. Guess whose signature is all over them?
He must be taking Viagra.
No, it's fine. It's good.