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Sometimes you've just got to pick the man up.
ANNOUNCER: There's the kickoff.
Hey, no-life, I need a favor.
Oops.
I haven't asked you for much.
And the more rewarding.
I'm yours!
Daddy...
Remember? We met in the boys' shower the other day?
I'll be right there, Al!
That's impossible.
Hike!
ANNOUNCER: Your attention, please.
There's the snap. The ball pops loose.
a "faking you out of your jock."
Let's face it, Steve, my record's history.
an "open-handed chop to the Adam's apple."
You made 'em just like I like 'em.
Well, you can't give up.
He's at the 20, the 30.
Mom, I have never failed at getting a guy.
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Wait a second, Peg. We had sex three nights ago.
Ahem. Ahem.
I really tried to hurt that kid, you know?
I mean, once that goes, I'm nothing.