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because I took my bonus this year.
I was a bucket drummer in the subway.
Yee-haw!
Bucket drummers!
Whatever religious undergarment Kenneth wears is in a twist
You win, Kenneth.
♪ So put down your meth and slip on your whites ♪
If it's a blonde woman, I'm going to kill myself!
I can't have that apple-cheeked goon
I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the N.B.C. pages.
You look regular.
pages are no longer allowed to work more than 16 hours a day.
I like you, Kenneth.
Enlighten me.
You lied to me.
I'll give you a New York minute.
Oh, dang it.
♪ So kiss my ass, New York, 'cause it's tennis night ♪
You ever lose your remote control?
Our new mammogram machine is called the "Git-Er-Done 2000".
What do we want?
I made myself clear.
What are my options?
Do you want to hold hands with a black millionaire?
A piece of paper that I can't really tell you about!
I quit!
Uh, yes, Kenneth.
And then, all the kids say, "Thanks, Meat Cat!"
I hope they stay on strike forever!
♪ Got some buds and some brews, it's going to be a fight ♪
I can't eat this, I'm a foodie.
out of your giant bonus?
"Bonus" means "extra".
and some of my wife's rice, to stay.