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I'm trying to revamp my MySpace page, but Dennis keeps criticizing...
- No. I'm over it. - You can't be over it.
- No. - Yes.
Dive into some kind of depression over this? No.
Somebody's got to get stabbed! Somebody's got to get sta...
And that crazy woman who claims we had a one-night stand 30 years ago.
Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes a father has the privilege...
- Nothing! - Oh, my God!
- Yeah. - Where to begin, uh...
You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning.
- Charlie? - Hey, Mom.
So youre back on the team now
It hurts everywhere.
- This isn't good for us. - You're not serious?
I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
So, Dad.
- You can't steal the children's medication. - I'm not.
- Whatever, dude. Irrelevant. - Holy shit!
Stay away from that kind of thing. No good can come of it. Trust me.
- How is that different? - I don't know, Charlie! Focus!
When he comes out, I'm gonna smash his face.
Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis
Oh, you heard... Well, you know what? Disregard that.
Hey, guys. What do you think?