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Don't Daddy me. You blew your chances with this daddy. You're dead to me.
- What's the plan again? - Are you kidding me?
- Where's my dad? - So he's your dad now...
- Oh, so many things we do. - Phases.
He won't make me his friend. How am I gonna find him if he won't make me his friend?
You guys are fast. I'm proud of you.
Ooh. Okay. Um, hey.
and to allow you to be our father again.
Oh, God! This is so weird. I'm really nervous.
Great.
- My God. You still look amazing. - Wow.
- Children, would you like to have been aborted? - I can't believe this.
That's my dad up there. He put this whole shindig together.
- Hey! Look at me. - Yeah?
Okay.
You want to huff some of this glue with me? No! Put the glue away!
But if you want them, just... Uh... Africa.
So you're a moop now
What do you guys know about...
was if I didn't tell Bruce and let your father think that the twins were his.
- I freaked out. - You totally freaked out! You just left me...
It's gonna be that big?
Beat him with a baseball bat.
Did you bang my whore wife?
- Okay, thank you very much. - And anything here, at all times, is yours.
Take it easy, all right? This guy's not our dad.
There's, like, a ton of pictures of this guy and your mom.
- Well... - Well, it... Everything's gonna be okay.
Yes. I mean, how can we help anyone if we're all getting sick?
- No, no, no. - I'm over it.
This is bullshit! You guys have two dads, and I don't even have one.
- Needs to be killed. - Doesn't need to be killed.
I'll have a guy meet you in the bathroom in about 10 minutes.
Anything in my life is yours.
that my horrible, whore wife...
Turns out she's single and ready to go.
- you know? - Yeah.
You have turned into a retarded person
- I am not banging my sister. - Jesus Christ! What have I walked into here?
- That's not what we're here to talk about. - It better not be...
I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.