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No. I'm dead.
I know.
Doc, you'd better get in here.
said he wasn't feeling very well,
Yeah, I know that, but your first name.
so I guess we're going on...
Well, and if I'm forgiven,
Hammonds just don't get "Cs."
Lord knows they're hard to find.
this frog will commit suicide.
Huge.
* Some got it all
Big ones?
Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You... I can't tell you.
Anybody think that's a bad idea?
Right.
Now, everybody squat.
to do with as you wish.
let's move this out of the way.
It could make med school obsolete.
We got some cooking to do.
so I don't know.
She's gonna be all right.
and trying to get me into college,
coronary occlusion results from arteriosclerosis,
I'm a first-time caller.
and I want to be a doctor!
We can't send everything to committee.
It wasn't even him. It was me.
I do apologize for dragging you in here so early.
can you tell my friend
Damn!
In this body, I can run like the wind.
with the guy from Northwestern.
Ah!
Ah. Yes.
Brain transference serum.
with having your head handed to you,
Huh Huh? Come on, man.
You know, doc, that's a great jacket.
Look, you don't want to be in med school anyway.
Chris?
* Everybody have fun tonight
See you.
I want to be a doctor!
Sir, you're chewing gum.
* Everybody have fun tonight
There's, uh, some on the bus.
* I jump on anything That's looking good to me *
* Is all I'm dreamin' of
Oh, come on.
It won't change things.
Good morning, all.
Whoa, let's see some I.D.
Where's Jack?
Now, when the aortic or pulmonary arteries
What does "shit" mean, Earl?
I'm learning something tonight, Jack.
Okay.
Ah. Oh, thank God.
Center. Look,
Trigger, listen.
I... I was sliding.
Ooh.
Haven't you heard enough?
slice this sucker open,
you're shit out of luck.
Oh. So cool.
No, it's Chris.
Oh, are you afraid, little boy?
You bet.
There you are, you little chicken shit!
Will you at least send it to committee?
Come on.
Me.
Lori, I'll pick you up
Let me just...
Where the hell is the Hammond Kick?
Get out!
Look!
Hey, what happened with Uncle Earl?
No, no, this is Chris.
Oh, believe me, I'll be back by 9 if I can.
* And the rest They ain't got any *
Uh
* You want to play with fire
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
All right, just stay calm.
in any capacity you see fit.
once they get to know me.
Jack, they're, uh... they're ready.
For what?
There's nothing that fascinates me more
All right, you're on the air.
Ow.
Good morning, Dr. Hammond.
This is crazy.
I don't know,
No. No, you didn't.
Now, we can at least try it.
to this election
Sure.
Th... That's me!
Yeah, but it's our first date. I mean, if I... if I cancel now,
Yeah, hi.
wouldn't be coming in.
Uh, his.
My right leg kinda hurts and I'm burning up.
Excuse me, son.
All right, then, uh... next item.
Mind if I join you on rounds, Jack?
You had your chance.
Hey, look...
Instead,
but I can't. You wouldn't understand.
All right, stand clear, and clear!
Any of you guys know each other?
Hi, Pop.
Chris, are you all right?
Blood pressure is too low.
I think they speak for themselves.
I have got the living shit beat out of me
You gotta keep an open mind about it.
* 'Cause it comes to me Naturally *