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I know. All of the animals are up to date on their shots.
I've gotten to know the city councilmen
and barfing in hot tubs.
Some are simple, like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office.
Unfortunately, I cannot give you any more time.
That said, you'd be a fool not to pick me.
Good morning, everyone. I'm April Ludgate,
I just need one more week. And then, I think...
Please. Okay. You got me.
What's your endgame here, my dear?
In fact, every decision you make
And consider what it would really mean to work together.
Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure?
without cutting the Parks budget.
is thanks to you, Councilman Pillner went through the budget
Is that a pig? Are you talking about this one?
We're good.
Do you want to... Hey.
What? What is that photo?
even though it meant closing the shelter.
Come on, little sparkle. Don't give up.
I need you to continuously clean out the cages. Okay?
and someone from Sewage gets there first, they'd be in charge?
Okay, I really wish we would have talked about this first.
you showed flexibility.
Oh, God, Ron. lam so sorry. I'll let you get at it.
Why don’t we just say that whoever gets to the emergency first will be in charge?
Hey, Tom, look.
Because in a week, we have a debate.
Hi.You like this little guy?
But the other 2%? It's stuff like this kid.
What? Shh!
focusing on conscious breathing and opening the heart chakra.
and we're going to find something expendable.
But if you're ever going to hold this job
No, I am sure. I am not interested in that.
It's just a regular beer, but we put it in a sexy-ass mug.