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Hey, those are illegal. Stop.
Bullshit! My daddy ain't killed nobody and he sure ain't kidnapped no bitch !
Anyway, Hank had a good idea. He thinks. . .
lt's simple.
Pocahontas, you gotta put your ear to the ground to hear the buffelo.
Charlie's the mouse that got you into the maze.
But l have to do this.
What you just did to that kid was terrible.
Shonté Junior, how can you keep eating that crap and never gain weight?
Come on, goddamn it! Those kids' dicks are bigger than them sausages!
Trying to get out? What do you mean "get out"?
We all have family stuff.
Let him go? But, Captain, police work is Charlie's whole li. . .
I got no beef with you. Just the king!
So, if l could just get someone to sign this, l'll be on my way.
But no one outside the department can know about this, OK?
Oh, hello, lrene. What'd l do now?
Well, not all of 'em.
Well, seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.
Yeah, well, l kind of fudged my résumé a little bit to get that job.
By the way,
Hank! What are you doing? Give me the leg !
So you guys will have to bunk up.
Humans only use 1 0% of their potential !
-And these are all mine. -l notice you left out your eating disorder.
Promise?
-D'you miss me? -Why don't you get Charlie back?
She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free willy.
And he said "l'm sorry. l didn't mean to make fun."
Shut up, lrene. lt's too late.
-Tell me this, tell me this. -What?
Take my wife, for example.
So, how's my thumb lookin' , Doc?
He just swallowed hard, felt that slab of heartache slide over the lump in his throat
Stop it, you're gonna kill him !
So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way
lt looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
Motherfucker, it's just lift versus drag and rotation!
While you're at it, why not climb that pole and take a piss on the power lines?
Nice try though.
l say we storm the place and start shooting.
All right!
And you find out your only friend
You bastard !
-They're the top three students out of 21 1 . -Golly!
Well, l've just gotten off the phone with the New York State Patrol.
You bring to her a smile and then l saw one
Excuse me, do you people take checks?
Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface.
We'll have one of our troopers escort you.
lrene?
Hey.
Eat chicken Not
You didn't know what Dickie was up to. Did you?
-We're locked and loaded. -Great.
He's got company!
The EPA?
Yeah.
lf you keep fuckin' around, you'll lose your Yale scholarship.
l can't find the time to tell you
Yeah, well, takes one to know one.
Why am I peeing like I’ve been up all night having sex?
Hey, l know how to score some dough.
Your car is gonna have to be moved.
lf my daddy's such a scary-ass motherfucker, why'd you go by yourself?
Hey, the world ain't slowin' down. . .
Oh Ted
Let go! Go!
The feds believed that lrene knew more than she thought she knew,
Well, why don't you just explain it to me now?
ln a dark and silent world where nothing grows but the anger.
Goddamn, Daddy! That's near Canada!
-What did Daddy tell you about snoopin'? -Shit, yeah.
Where are you? Where are you?
And l'm happy to report Charlie got promoted to lieutenant
Put a rush on that.
I
OK.
-Let me get that for you. -Thanks.
-Oh, your golf buddy. -Yeah.
then she left you too.
Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfuckin' grave if he heard that.
-Really? -Yeah, we should give it a shot.
your mother when she was just 10 yrs. old
We're ridin' on a big blue world
Sorry l had to meet you all the way out here.
l look at your pretty face
Kisses Kisses
What about your family? Won't they miss you?