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l'm workin' for the state l'm the highway patrol
so you tried to become a model.
-Charlie, don't hit him ! -Me?
Sure.
72-hour wait. Federal law.
it wasn't easy for little Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Junior
Clean bill of health. A well-rounded individual.
l found my soul mate.
Show me yo' ass head up and get the door, man.
Look, l don't know the first thing about running a golf course, Charlie. l'm a model.
So what's your tale? Where you from?
l'm just trying to help him save face.
Looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
A wind-chime voice sounds
Daddy.
Shh
l guess the heart just wants what the heart wants.
All right. Come on.
Thought you were going over the edge.
l'm just a ditz.
Cover the other end. l want Charlie arrested on sight.
What? Did you say plastic surgeon?
He doesn't. Doctors feel that you've created this character out of necessity.
Do it again
But Charlie Baileygates had other things on his mind.
This is my body!
These two can do the shopping. l'll do the cooking.
And if that wasn't bad enough, there was more trouble right around the corner.
The passengers restless
You kill me!
Massena, New York! Goddamn, Daddy! That's near Canada!
Under the right circumstances, sure, l could tip a few.
-Look. . . How can we fix. . . -Were you in Massena last Friday?
What did l not do now?
How's the nose feeling?
He sure is a Spartacus looking mother effect.
Nice and easy.
Well, will you stay with me no matter what?
They'd be on us in 1 0 minutes. And they almost got me killed in the first place.
lrene. . .
So happy and funny. They never give me any grief.
See? Just when l was starting to feel those old familiar feelings,
Not once but twice it burned ya
That's crazy.
-My great-grandmother's half-ltalian. -Half-ltalian?
Which l regret.
Oh, yeah?
That's no reason to short-change the department.
She might have gotten wind of some things.
-Charlie, nicely done. -Thanks, Sea Bass.
Charlie had a wife?
Bbb b
l sees that, but what do l do with the goddamn electron? Can l put it here?
Doctors have diagnosed you as having a "split personality."
Get your cock out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch !
Come on, Rip Van Wussy.
Maybe you should go back and get help.
Shut the fuck up
-What're you talking about? -There's a camera on my bike.
l work all day and l work all night
l'm surprised it's held on this long.
What happened anyway?
-Go for it. -All right!
Come on. He couldn't have chewed up the greens that badly.
That they're alone inside this place
l've seen it first-hand. The guy's nuttier than squirrel turds.
lf you'd be Victoria
You talking to Amy Beth
I can hear you epppppppppiiiiiis
The name's Hank. Hank Evans. . .
D'you mind telling me what you were thinking?
So, l was gonna ask if l could. . .
When Rod Tells You Your Mock Practical Was Shit
You know, you think they'd call someone to come clean this up.
So alone
Lee Harvey.
They don't seem to think it's so ridiculous.
l hear them calling
Tusks?!
Maybe that's it though, you know?
You had a motherfuckin' aneurysm to get a 1 430.
l'm not through with you, buster. l'm not through with you !
-Hey, stop it! -He started it.
That's it? That's all he got?
-What are you building, fellas? -An airplane, Daddy.
Can you take these goddamn things off?
Jeremy
-You stay close. -Yes, sir.
Stay away from me, Hank!
Then get this motherfucker off the ground !
More Free Willy references
-That's really lame, Hank. -You have a better idea? Come on !
lf you need help, l'll help you.
He said "Baby, you'll never change"
Hshsjsj Hsjsjs
We're face to face, my friend
Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetbeak.
You are a sick pup.
Boy, let me tell you, that was some wedding.
Jesus!
Hank!
Deep inside of you
Come on, guys, take it easy. She's a mom.
l can't find the time to tell you