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l hear them calling
"Excuse me, sir, but your laughter is not helping me right now."
A rope,
No kidding.
Jesus, you're heavy.
-Motherfucker, you know l had the flu. -Flu, my ass!
Reciting memorized lines
No, no, l'm not fit to touch
Some break down and cry like a baby.
lf we could ride into the rain
-D'you have any cash left? -Yes. $60 , but it's Whitey's.
You gotta keep goin'
What?
Weren't you the kid who just climbed on the merry-go. . .
You've seen Charlie in action. He's like origami: folds under pressure.
Don't turn this around on me, OK? You're the one who can't keep your legs closed.
-Oh, so it's a "little people" thing, then. -No!
Oh boy, here we go
Get on your knees and beg me. Up yours.
Oh, no.
But the commish has given Mott and Altuve the justice duty’s
l used to when l was younger. Pictures of friends and stuff like that.
I was going to Ease It In There Inch By Inch Like A Gentleman
Stop it, you two!
l think it's time to call the best damn law enforcement agency in the country.
-What's the matter? -Let's go before he wakes up.
Jordan why you been so long Just refreshing up
So what are you gonna do?
What is wrong with you?
Of course, Charlie.
-l hope it's OK if l play through. -Hank!
Baby, you're wrong
These are the supplies?
So l smoked some pot. What is that, a crime?
l'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules: no bitches after eleven.
l hired her to be my golf-course superintendent. We got close.
l think we did the right thing.
Come on ! Help me out!
Duh ! A proton and a neutron.
Right. Well, if there's anything at all l. . .
Whoa!
Officer Stubie'll drive you to the chopper.
found a quiet spot and spelled out the whole darn mess.
l'm sorry.
That's probably one of them lvy League sons of bitches now.
Come on. That's it.
Outta the way!
and try to find a loophole.
Don't mind me. It's just the beer talking
You're gonna listen to Hank?
That was good.
She said "Baby, you'll never change"
Oh boy, oy, oy.
What do you mean?
OK.
Are you kidding? l have tons of them at home. No, l got a bunch. Come on.
There was a shootout at the thing. The agents are dead !
Well. . .
.
-Why not? -l don't know.
On to greener pastures, come on. They're clear-cutting a place in heaven for ya.
Oh, yeah? What about water and food and. . .
Omnipresence. l like that in a woman.
l just took a deep breath, counted backwards from 1 0 and l said to the guy
-That's Gomer Pyle! -Before they're forever banned?
lt's Shonté.
Can you excuse me?
Come on, look what he did to me! What are you thinking? He's out of control.
-How many times must the cannonballs. . . -Do you believe his voice?
To tell you the truth, l really wasn't ready to leave, but they said l had to.
Look what l got!
-What's happenin'? -We've got a problem.
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's time to come off.
Great.
She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as l free willy.
l was horny.
lt hits you like Scripture
HOLD ON THERE, CHEESE TITS
Charlie?
What was the genius's big plan?
l like my chin. . .
No! Hey, stop it!
You gotta be kidding.
-What are you starin' at, fucker? -You know you make me break out. . .
Time to face the music, Mozart. And one, and two, and. . .
As you can imagine,
-l don't know if l can ! -Yes, you can !
-Got you, Papa. -Love you, Daddy!
You betcha.
l feel them gnawing
He may have delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage,
Yeah, well, bad things happen to people who kill their family with a hammer.
l hear them calling
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, l don't know if my shrinks would agree.
Motherfucker, it's just lift versus drag and rotation !
Wrong answer, and the names Jeramy, fuckface
Ready? On nine.
l thought l was your soul mate.
-Do you need to see a menu? -No, thank you. We've ordered.
So you hide them when you're able
That's VagiClean.
Yo princess
l could fit it in a book, fit it in a book of a thousand pages, yeah
Your black cards can make you money
Well, l think l might remember that. That is ridiculous.