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But outside. . . Well, that was another story.
Do you really think
You can lock me up and keep me here forever!
Richard Pryor?
And these are the right circumstances.
-Listen, Dick. . . -Hey, guys, check out the rack on this one!
Oh, come on. You don't have to worry about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.
"l laugh out loud 'cause it's the one thing l hadn't been tryin'"
I am so mad at you I’m gonna destroy this car
Charlie and lrene, the guys, even that nice albino fella, Whitey.
You are such an asshole!
Come on, Br'er Rabbit. Hop down the bunny trail. Epa, epa, àndale.
That's a gift.
By default.
growing up without a mom.
Well, l didn't have the fun you had last night.
How'd you learn that?
As they drag you by your feet
This is a bunch of crap!
You know what l'm saying?
-l don't have an eating disorder. -Whatever, slim.
l don't know. Just lucky, l guess.
You go back, Jack
Come back here, Hank! l'm not through with you !
Hey, it happens.
When did you take this? At Halloween?
This one?
Thanks, but this is the end of the line for you.
Take it easy now.
l mean, look at your hair. lt's like you don't give a damn.
Hey, Hollywood, turn your fuckin' phone off.
This rage l cannot let go
you got a headlight out.
l pulled her over on 95 for a broken tail light.
Let me tell you, they were smart ones.
No, no, no, no! God, no. Your company.
Thanks for notitying us, Officer. No, you've been a really big help.
Listen, you gotta get a message to the colonel.
-Why stop there? -No!
How do you wanna handle it?
What? Because of somebody else's mistake,
lt wasn't for me.
that all the guilty parties had been apprehended.
l have to take a pill every six hours or l feel funny. No big deal.
Don't patronize me with that "Sir" crap!
You see some lions and shit. l'm talkin' about real lions.
We're comin' , Daddy! We're comin' , man !
He wants me to rest while l'm getting used to the medication.
Don't mind me. lt's just the beer talking, you know?
You go back, Jack
l said they were gone.
-Said his name was Hank. -And apparently Hank is trying to get out.
What do you think? Do you?
Hey, Daddy, now you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same damn time!
Well,
Spending all those years trapped behind a wall of politeness.
which will come into play a little later in our story.
-Hello. -Finneran, it's Charlie.
Rock 'n' roll !
He just told me that he brutally murdered his entire family in their sleep!
Die!
What if l had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home
Agent Boshane!
lrene, Charlie, this is Agent Steve Parfitt, FBl.
-Here they come. -Look, Starsky and Hutch, this is the plan.
and you've been there for. . .
l'm a guy who's the boss on this highway
What's so funny?
l hear them calling
No, l can handle it.
Oh, my God !
Yeah, l'd stay.
So many things to say
Sometimes just waking is surreal
Boy, you can't beat the open road !
Fuck off!
Come on here. Let me walk you to your car.
-1 -X to 1 -1 2. -1 -1 2 responding.
Hey.
l think it's time our rich boy got his hands dirty.
l'm the rat who can find the cheese.
Ed, did you see where my paper went today?
l know.
And so he went on with his life as if everything was normal.
Come on, guys. Let's go.
l was talking about the shovel and the lime.
Well, old girl.
-l'm payin' under protest. -lt was close enough.
l repeat: price check on VagiClean, aisle five.
Bye, Charlie.
But after school l moved to New York 'cause. . .
This vacation is just what Charlie needs.
And the mourners are all singin'
lrene, l was just. . . l was gonna study your file
Let's fly!