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Asking the wife any question Day 14 of quarantine
l'm so sorry, Charlie.
Agent Boshane?
l don't think it's safe for you to hang around with us.
Pussy.
Don't you give up on me now!
This day never seems to end this pain never
She left us.
-l got no beef with you. Just the kid.
No wonder you're the smallest state. Little mind, little state.
Everyone, do you know l know your deception?
You gotta keep goin'
Take it easy, Dickie. Take it easy.
Go, Charlie. Go! You can do it!
-Hit and run? -Hit and run.
Oh, no. There's more.
Oh Boyd....here we go
That's right, l did trick you. lt was deceitful, disgusting and despicable.
-tax evasion and racketeering. -What are you talking about?
Well, yeah, l live there. But l didn't have any accident.
They're gone.
-Hang on, ma'am. -Yeah.
Holy Jesus in heaven ! lt's a giant Q-Tip.
Renes homies
This is Christine DiCarlo live from Clinton County, New York,
And you're sure you're near the end
l think l'm gonna faint.
My God, l'm drowning
Excuse me.
Hank? Hank.
l can't find the time to tell you. . .
He did save our lives.
l'm originally from Texas. Middle-class neighborhood.
Charlie, what the hell is that?
You do the cooking? Man, you thought you got chipped beef from a toothy blow job!
God, l have made so many mistakes.
Wrong answer. And the names Jeramy, fuckface
So many people say
l promise!
Dickie, you know l don't know anything !
in the greatest law enforcement agency in the land: the Rhode lsland State Police.
Oh, yeah ! That's what Daddy likes.
Does your ass feel numb?
We got a customer with a fallopian fungus.
No macs, getting wet
Come on, Charlie! Go!
-OK? -OK.
Look, l'm not here to twist your niblets.
Hey, Brady, you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time!
Miss Waters? l'd like you to step out of the car.
and an 1 8-year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land:
Thanks a lot. Scooter.
lt goes deep inside of you
Get your cock out of my PUMPKIN, you son of a bitch! Damn kids are trying to breed "fempkins"
Well, you know. You've been avoiding confrontation.
Ever since. . .
Well, that's great!
We may have to let him go.
You got a great way of looking at life, Charlie. You know that?
Actually l was pretty much offended by everything you said, sir.
So please just stop messing with me
Stop it! Wait. What is your first name?
gabbing like a 1 6-year-old girl on the phone.
Oh, yeah.
Where does this rage come from, my son?
Yeah. l'm just. . .
Did you just refer to yourself in the fourth person?
You're just so down-to-earth.
This day never seems to
You see, if you can't deal with your own problems,
Charlie! Stop it! Charlie, stop it!
Here l am.
You son of a. . . l'm gonna kill you ! l'm gonna get you !
Grow up really high, really high
What'd l hit? A baldheaded eagle?
What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
For the love of shit, these are the loose ends that can hang you, Dickie!
You guys are beautiful ! Look, why don't we skip the trial, get right to it?
Damnit Charlie! That dick is bigger than those sausages!
And, motherfucker, he don't eat fast food.
-Not now, Finneran. -Yes, now!
l'm just driving this limo as a sociological experiment. That's it.
How’s it hangin’ fellas?
4.30 , South County train station. Bring plenty of backup. You got it.
Oh, my God.
Did you have fun?
l don't know anything, and that's what l told the police.
l got 1 0 bucks say l can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass.
There's something powerful bubbling up inside me, Father.
Would you step out of the car, please?
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and half of the Rhode lsland State Police Force was in attendance.
And you shouldn't have to!
Cut the bullshit!
So old Hanky-Panky wasn't enough for you, huh?
l'll let you know when l find it.
and did a Nancy Sinatra on him.
You guys are making a big mistake!
Just because l rock doesn't mean l'm made of stone.
The taunting of the voiceless ones
And l'm not fit to touch. . .
Didn't you see the look on his face?
Woody
GET YOUR COCK OUTTA MY CHRYSLER
handle this by mail or. . .
-l'm outta here. -Hey, wait! No, don't do that!
l caught 'em out on 1 34 in a stolen vehicle. Baileygates and the girl.
You said you've got something
But the hangman isn't hangin'
Just to keep the law and order tryin' to do what's right
Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
l never get tired of hearing that.
you know, around here, you'll. . .
Holes through flawless souls
he did as he was told.
Oh, boy. Here we go.
Hard to hit a moving target, isn't it?
And l'm not fit to touch
No, no, l rented this car!