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My dad says you're a joke and l don't have to listen to you.
ln the land of milk and honey
-Hey, George, Herb. -Hi, Charlie.
By not dealing with your problems, Charlie.
Can't you get one at work?
Ever been bitch-slapped?
He's been takin' pills.
Excuse me.
Sons of bitches, l'll show 'em. Sons of bitches.
You're being video-taped.
Wheels turnin' round and round
l'll follow the girl. You get Baileygates!
and then the colonel ordered me to take a week's vacation.
OR DO I HAVE TO GLUE IT TO MY SHOE AND STICK IT IN YOUR BIG FAT PIMPLY A-HOLE?
where the manhunt continues for Rhode lsland State Trooper Baileygates.
What are you doing? Hank?
Love you, Daddy!
All because some demon he married laced up her boots
Yeah, so? I mean, a lot of people have different kind of hair.
OK, so what you're saying is that you're not Charlie.
OK, wait. Can you just. . .
Look, Daddy got a butthole on his face.
Do it again
Got enough stuff to hold us over for 72 hours.
Wow!
-You OK? -Yes, l'm fine.
the Rhode lsland State Police.
What's the fuss?
Never mind. l need your help.
Get myself a drink of water.
ln Africa, though, l go out in the country.
Are you OK? What happened?
Holes through flawless souls
l mean, it's not like l had the flu. . .
Let me guess. Everybody said you were easy on the eyes,
-Where's Dickie? -He's waiting for us in Boston.
What you need to do is your goddamn studyin'
Yeah, whatever.
That motherfucker Vince Foster was murdered. l told you that shit!
l gotta take this gal up north,
-No, it can be done. -Yo, l'll take that bet.
Do you Swallow?
-Really? -Yes.
Come again?
Don't give me a girly "l don't want to break a fingernail" tap.
She worked for me the past two years.
He's a funny motherfucker!
Names casper. But my friends call me whitey
Yeah, we're proud of this motherfucker too.
Everybody, stay back. We'll do this alone. l'll take 1 9 , you take 20 . Stay back!
You kidding? Every oinker east of the Mississippi will be looking for this sled.
Big moose couldn't hit the G spot on a 12 lb pussy.
-Hey, no, come on now. -What's going on?
Charlie, why didn't you take a vacation when Layla left?
Look, there's keys in that car. No, l can't go on.
Casper. But my friends call me Whitey.
lt's my chin ! lt's my chin ! Mine!
Give it another kick.
Yeah, Charlie was taking a few lumps on account of Hank's behavior.
What's a deuteron made up of?
But what about your family? How did they die?
-This shit don't make sense. -Motherfucker!
The law says you can't park in one place for over an hour,
l'm just gonna. . .
But they catch you at the border
Hang on, Daddy! Grab a hold of that motherfucker, man !
We just got a report he put six bullets into a cow's head.
No, you're not.
Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
Oh, that'd be whack.
-No way. -Come on.
l feel them gnawing
Big Check says you’re your a joke and I don’t have to listen to you
You son of a bitch
just between you and me,
-How much? -That comes to $1 3.95.
Charlie, don't break it.
Weren't you the kid who just climbed on the merry-go-round?
Thanks a lot, Charlie.
l hope we can get to know each other better.
He's so fucking dumb, he thinks calculus is a goddamn emperor.
And you got the Cokes.
Yeah, well. . .
Hey, kids! Over here! Now!
You freaked me out, man.
lt's a big blue world
gettin' a 1 430 on yo' SAT.
Hank, l presume.
You think he was gonna take our dead bodies down to the station?
That's what l had planned.
You needle monster!
l think. . .
Charlie.
But Charlie made that little house into a big old home,
Psychos.
Man, Jamaal. Just cut my man some slack.
Well, you'll know me when you see me 'cause my door's painted white
Jesus! Holy. . .
Come on
Shonté, l am so, so sorry. l apologize.