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A burned-out house is a prime target for thieves and vandals.
They didn't raise me that way.
- She's freaking out. - The battery died.
You okay, coach?
We shouldn't eat it.
Nice day.
Looks like you got a pretty good spot.
Overcompensating little fucker who stole my wife.
Now all I ever seem to do is try not to drown.
Just, you know, that house will be better than ever once I make the repairs.
...I plan to create and market a line of baked goods...
Then I'd charge by the hour instead of giving it away for free...
So, what do you do when your career pays crap?
You know, Ray. Being cold and distant after sex.
Say, Drecker?
...could I have 50 bucks?
I could take an ad out in the newspaper that says:
I didn't hear you coming.
Fucker.
We certainly better leave it behind when we get on the court against the Badgers.
I'm not that smart. I'm not that talented.
- This is a teardown if I've ever seen one. - Hey, fuck off, Koontz.
And open the love-window. Those are the eyes.
Slow down, Ray.
Yeah. Godhead tickets are going on sale...
I am a homecoming, cheerleading, stupid ass beauty queen.
And then you can get into a situation...
I'm in the oldest profession in the world.
You sure got a swell spot.
...you wouldn't have hopped in the sack so easily. Twice.
But nothing compared to this.
Yeah, yeah. No, I've been meaning to talk with you about that.
...and everybody seems to have accomplished something but me.
... I felt pretty good.
I liked what I had the first time?
Yeah, look, Tanya, I'm really not in the mood, okay?
...so I thought I'd bring it back. - That's not my gel pen.
Ray, you're so big! Oh, my God!
It's a dung beetle, team.
- Well, until I fix the house. - No, for good.
- No excuses! - Dad, stop.
Only bright spot was the twins, who said they'd rather live with me.