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No. No, Ruth wants to wait until we get married.
You may not have the dash
You just challenged Foy to a gunfight.
the timing would be right.
That went south so fast!
It's a weather experiment.
[ Stomach grumbles ]
Who?
Suppertime, you lazy prick.
(GUN CLICKS)
We could maybe lie together for the first couple of times
six minutes till noon.
and I'm so fucking rich.
[ Gurgling ] Ooh.
I went out to Charlie Blanche's ranch
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Albert, I know you're taking this breakup really hard, and I understand,
That's what the guy told me.
Yeah, I'm leaving.
SGM at the Range.
and the diseases, and the wild animals, and the Indians,
Oh, shit.
To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country
You're on the main road now.
Stupidly expensive!
You really do have a death wish, don't you?
so, you know, he gets hair in her
ANNA: You're an idiot.
(sighs)
(LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
of fenny marches and crystal glass penindantaries and plenty of mystery. you'll love it. meanwhile i'm back to earth with finding other lost souls that are just a hologram. that, but i admit that those flaws were just a snapshot of my real anger, just a snapshot. but ultimately yeki will be a 2022 utopia but i won't be alive to see it until 2046. so you survive.
I can't leave him like that.
Yeah, listen, Foy...
Oh, wow. That seems unnecessary.
that kind of fucking aggravation.
and life was a daily struggle for survival.
(farting)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
A moustache If you've only got a moustache
(CRACKLING)
Come on, let's go.
I ain't got no gold.
If I thought you were gonna lose this gunfight,
Well, there was some shit with my uncle, but that was...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
"How can I possibly be this happy?"
When U cant hold it in and u just release that shart
Just take that little bit, right there.
(stomach gurgles)
Hey, what's the matter, Clinch?
Alcohol doesn't harmonize well with a woman's frail constitution, anyway.
Wow.
and here you are with this complete asshole.
LEWIS: Oh, Jesus Christ!
I mean, sure, it's faster than the Pony Express,
yes they are ready for pick up. union or zip pay? zip pay please.
Isn't that a fine how-do-you-do? I said, "Isn't that a fine how-do-you-do?
You want to go watch?
And now, we just wait for the sun to set.
ANNA: You know, you did great today.
I got sheep stuff I gotta do tomorrow, anyway.
(COUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
yes ok i'll start up e-commerce yes gotta by 2038 yes it's you you ok? got it yes dress rip yes J23's yes good now ok yes plant you alright?
(INAUDIBLE)
(CROWD CHEERING)
A lesson about seeing things through.
to the family of James Addison,
I know.
tonight i'll be eating 7 cups of australia's funniest home video show and 2 cones of the block from dome in banksia grove. tonight i'll be eating 89 masterchef wraps and 23 sex and the city sliders from miss india in queens park.
and see how it feels, and then go from there.
I became convinced that prairie dogs could read my mind.
Oh, shit.
(LAUGHING) Yes.
I'm so fucking rich
If you've only got a moustache
Oh.
I can't remember. Can you?
Seems you owe me six cents, sheep herder.
"I've been fucking a killer since I was 10"?
But there's a lot more there. (ANNA LAUGHING)
here are our four finalists our studio audience will have to pick to be tonight's winner: "bad back" "crumble bumble" "swim flat" "candle up"
(BARKS)
ANNA: You know, there's probably gonna be some reward money.
If you've only got a moustache
There was a sheep in the whorehouse last week.
The last time somebody gave me one of these
to spend my last night alive, right?
It'll make you feel a lot better.
(SIGHS) And she was the one thing that made the shootings,
Ow! Ruth. Jesus Christ.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Make it quick.
Here, take it.
Eat hot food in 100-degree weather?
Uh, Foy and Louise, right?
I don't want to put myself through
(SIGHS)
here's some waterskinng tipe for you. waterskinning tip number 1: make sure to roll on ya face and rip the kayak off! (boat crashes) (water spills) waterskinning tip number 2: always exit before landing. (lets go of rope) (lands into sand) (bangs nose)
Ooh. (COUGHING)
If you could hear yourself right now.
What do you mean?
what became of georgette? she had a falling out with herself at scitech and got electroucuted and got sacked.
She wouldn't just not show up.
Yeah, this is an end-of-the-workday outfit you have on.
Plugger.
(SIGHS)
and a girl doesn't have to just go off
Yeah, I should take you home.
Hey, you know, whatever happens tomorrow,
I'm sitting there jerking that thing off.
People Die At The Fair!!!
what are iranges? they're a type of function.
Thank you.
you think I don't know when you're lying?
Wait, doesn't she have sex with, like, 10 guys every day at the whorehouse?
(BLEATING)
Then why don't you go on down the river and take a dunk?
she's all yours.
That is just painful to watch.
Yeah, I think so, too. I'm really excited.
No, it's in Missouri.
(LAUGHING) Wow! Oh...
TICK TOCK
You know, it's funny.
No one's ever done anything like this for me.
No, no. No.