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I already filled them.
* "the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies" *
[ Faucet squeaks ]
Come on. Teach me a lesson. Hit him, stanley.
Anybody see anything wrong with my face?
How many points did DK Metcalf get in your Fantasy Championship
Come on, little cloud.
Unvaxed people when asked
No, ma'am, i-I wasn't trying to be funny.
[ Indistinct conversations, clattering ]
What we diggin' for then, man?
Here you go. Thank you.
Why? I mean, if the hole gets dug,
Whoo! Oh -- I just start twitching, you know?
Did you say "zeroni"?
[ Laughs ]
Okay.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
I will. I will check it.
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ]
Misinterpretation.
How many points did the Saints score?
poo little bummy your bummy little poo
But i'm miles ahead of them.
* na-Na na-Na na-Na-Na-Na
Let's go eat. Hey, you coming, caveman?
Come on, everybody! Out of the pool!
No, it doesn't! Let go!
[ Shrieks ]
Zero?
Come on, squid.
It kind of helps if you can blame it on something.
'Cause it keeps getting in my hole.
* oh, sinners
1905.
Im tired of Troubleshooting
Man, you did not steal no clyde livingston's sweetfeet shoes.
You and your family
Yeah, and we'll have to build an ark
Zero, we got to get back to camp.
So, how'd it go your first day, yelnats?
How many votes did lebron get ?
Don't shoot!
How many practices has Julian shown up to?
Really kind of -- Well, you think i'm jumpy now?
Mr. Sir: can i start now, your highness?
And you are a thief! It is not yours!
* you got to go * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Man, don't listen to him. I read his file.
That's it? Yeah.
Very good, mr. Penn.
Guys. Hey, guys.
Punishment… reward
This isn't cool. This isn't cool.
Oh, jeez! Oh!
Excuse me!
hi hi
I'm stanley's attorney. I don't care if you are his attorney.
This here's for yellow-Spotted lizards.
He had nobody. He was nobody.
He's coming back.
All right, let's move it along.
Well, grandpa, how'd he survive?
That's the sweetest onion i ever tasted.
Do you think I’m stupid?
No.
You can always reach me.
Hey, nobody messes with the caveman.
This has happened to me three times!!! Yep and I really need to make new accounts!! It used to be easy
That's life. Next.
Check the bedroom.
You want some water?
All right, guys. Be good!
Yeah, sure.
It's nice right?
Whoa.
I can't read.
Which pig weighs more?
Yeah, this is it.
Y'all having a nice day?
Not much.
I come back at night. I look around.
Take a ride on my motorboat.
I had to pull zero off of him.
Let's go dig, boys!
In two weeks, we'll report he's run away.
[ Laughter ]
You want to run away?
Oh, god.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who do you think it is your girl grata.
Looking for Nick
I just don't like answering stupid questions.
Watch where you're throwing your dirt, stanley.
"My dearest stanley,
Nobody's gonna babysit ya. * let's go down
social taping, shorter script
Well, you better get used to it.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Thank you.
* you got to go dig those holes *
[ Digging ]
Since you filled their canteens?
Then we'd have some decent filing.
WAKE YO ASS UP
How many votes did lebron get ?
Armpit: man, i ain't mean. I'm his mentor.
Are we sure that he had no family?
[ Record player crackles, reveille plays ]
Go on.
I know.
Shut up!Just shut up! Watch where you're moving your dirt!
[ Bell dinging ]
You and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
[ Chuckles ]
Can you get into the state files from our computer?
Hey, stanley, guess what?
Found something.
Get "c" and "f" over here!
Theodore will be your mentor.
I don't think kissin' kate barlow
When you claim to be a playa fan But he butter balled yo wifey goddamn it
He was half crazy when they found him.
That's destiny.
What are you doing? No. I'm watching that.
30
Whoa. Whoa.
for always and eternity
* you got to go * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
What?
Yeah, what about your father, the first stanley yelnats?
If you can't get 'em to dig any faster,
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
I always get drunk before a hanging
[ Birds chirping, hammering ]
I'll have the chicken tenders, warden. what are you laughing abot.
[ Gunshot ]
She, uh [clears throat] she said...
Stanley, you'll be in a hole.
I would hire a whole team of private investigators
Been almost three days. He's a goner for sure.
He can't go anywhere.
[ Laughs ]
What do you got there, caveman?
Don't be squabbling up in here. Both of us getting it.
One for mr. Zeroni.
You got that, theodore?
* it's nice to see your beautiful smile *
You know what? They pick out the eyeballs first.
Yeah, it must belong to him, huh?
Is that clear? Yes, mr. Sir.
Well, maybe this wouldn't have ever happened if you had even released him to me since yesterday. Well, maybe this wouldn't have ever happened if you had even released him to me since yesterday.
Dig.
No. You didn't, but -- Excuse me.
Them: How are you sure you have Corona? Me: I don't smell anything.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Unvaxed when asked how many times they’ve had Covid
Brian Laundry parents
[ Laughter ]
Was a tube of lipstick, you know?
One for work, one for relaxation.
There. That should hold you.
That's enough!
What's it spell?
What?
Every day, the pig will get fatter,
It’s so hot, Sam
No water, no food for 16 days.
Keep going! Don't stop!
Stanley yelnats?
Hey, katherine...