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Would have buried her treasure this deep.
What body? Man, zero's buzzard food.
Enternity....
Armpit, put it down! Put it down!
I can do anything, but i'm telling you,
I'm depending on you.
The amount of motivation I have
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
[ Gun cocks ] don't move.
No, i'm fine.
They wanted 1,000 bucks for just one puppy.
[ Chuckles ]
Just keep that punk away from me!
Mr. Sir: gentlemen, there's only one law around here
[ Thud ]
What's up, man?
Man, if he's not back by morning, he's dead.
* leader, he's a mighty good leader *
Sam.
What?
No, jose. What you did was criminal.
And i would not lose one bit of sleep over it.
So, uh... why don't you, uh,
He was never here.
[ Glass breaking ]
Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.
When it's dry.
Come on, caveman. Come on.
What?
I told you i was on the brink...
Oh, (using censored bad word). Oh, (using censored bad word).
Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know
"Than to love and be loved by me.
I just have this weird feeling...
Wait a minute...
You are to report it to me or pendanski.
Okay. Here.
Sometimes.
* sweat in the sun like we're digging a grave *
No, thank you, mr. Walker.
Camp green lake was closed
I -- I feel really awkward
I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Come on, boys.
But she would try so hard to make a better life for us.
I don't know.
If zero digs your hole for you,
Uh, uh, ziggy was beating up the caveman, right?
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta
I'll give you a tough-Guy -- [ Engine turns over ]
Excuse me? [ Cheering ]
[ Spits ]
It was a 5-Pound sack,
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
[ Coughs ]
Go on!
Pa...what do you smell?
[ Laughs ]
We're gonna dig this dirt twice.
[ Exhales ]
I-I'm teaching him how to read.
Morris menke is a schmuck.
5-Foot deep, 5-Foot in diameter.
* took a lot of turns
[ Grunts ]
[ Breathes heavily ]
[ Hip-Hop music plays ]
But that's all over now, thanks to sploosh.
You watch it, man.
* to all my homies working on the 9 to 5 *
Stanley iv: so, hector was able to hire
Hey, hey.
Tell her I want to eat McDonald's Okay
Catch it.
Too damn bad
You know what i'm gonna do with this?
Second hole is harder
That moment when you realize You definitely have COVID
She kiss him?
You're a dead man!
Hey, how about i give you my cookie
What's up, stupid?
Come on, hector.
You're letting the cold out.
Chances Rene can hang out on New Years
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Yes, sir.
Thank you.
You think i did this to my own truck?
"Z"...
Too bad he didn't know --
Yes, mr. Sir.
Dr. Pendanski: what about you, jose? What do you like?
Today's the day. I can feel it.
Hide it.
What does that look like to you?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
[ Sniffs ]
Welcome to camp green lake.
This where you found it?
tits
* get a hump in my back, sometimes *
Hey, man, i'm sick and tired of you cutting in line.
* i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth *
* don't believe a word they say about me *
See this, caveman?
* well, the sun is shinin', but it don't feel good *
Hector, wake up!
I thought i got sent there
Yeah, i'll take some of those. Whoo!
That's an "r." Okay? Okay.
How many starting Kickers does AA Sho’nuff Shockers have on there team
Ain't the worst thing that can happen to you.
Or do you just think i'm stupid?
W-- I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.
Learn how to take a joke.
Thank you, ma'am.
Well, get in there, and pull it out.
Stanley iv: somebody help me!
[ Clattering ]
Thank you, guys.
We got the only water for 100 miles --
* what is that you're smelling? Dawg, that's me *
So it will grow.
Who's the neanderthal?
* the old man's been stealing
Come back here with a signed court order, what kind of operation is this?
* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *
Do you think that's funny?
Huh.
We don't want to miss anything. * while you were high high high *
Give me a kiss.
But by the time i'm finished with you,
Number of Valentines Days I’ve spent in a relationship
Yeah, but neither did you.
Being bit by a rattler
Yeah, it must belong to him.
Mr. Sir: i just don't get it.
He's dead either way... if he stays out there or if he comes back.
Try to chill out. Try to chill out.
My name's hector, hector zeroni.
Myra Menke, U Make My Nature Rise!!!!!!
How many points did the Giants score in the first half?
You know, my great-Grandpa almost died out here.
Excuse me
Sploosh. I just spray a little on each foot every morning...
* show me the way
I can fix that. Sam, are you gonna try to tell me now
What's it worth, honey?
Sploosh.
Doesn't it?
We don't want to miss nothing. * if you were wondering why i don't look at you *
He was in my math class.
Wake up, hector, huh?
Eight months!
When your liberal classmates ask you how many genders there are after M/F
How many playoff wins does Carson Wentz have?
* all the way, lord
Punishment...reward.
No water, no food, for 16 days.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
Then you get the whole day off.
Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.
Oh, no. I-I'm fine. I have plenty.
Mm-Mmm.
See that mountain right there?
Glad to have you back, x-Ray.
Three. Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.
# of fucks given
Oh, yeah?
I would like that
Right this way, ma'am. Thank you.