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[ Laughter ]
[ Squeaking ]
All right. All right. All right, hold on.
All right, all right.
I needed to get across the lake to my onion field.
[ Chuckles ]
Your shovel is your measuring stick.
This isn't cool.
There ain't gonna be no yelnats v!
And that's how the great-Great grandson
[ Crickets chirping ]
How much work are kids doing at school?
Going home? Man, you stink, dude.
Those things'll bite.
It's a hot-Fudge sundae. Just eat it.
Here.
[ Exhales ]
Oh, my god, honey. Can't you just wait till i'm finished eating?
Don't... [ lizards hissing ]
Here's what we're gonna do. Okay?
Excuse me?
How many rings does Atlanta Falcons have?
[ Bird chirping ]
You okay?
[ Crunches ]
Once upon a time,
Yeah.
Two yellow spider lizards -- All of that.
You're not learning your lesson, are you?
Word.
"D" tent!
But my daddy owns the lake.
Make it drink the water from the stream while you sing...
It's a --
But the phone lines go down out here sometimes.
Morengo: back up! You can't keep him from me. Warden: excuse me...
And your peaches. Thank you.
By the end of the third day.
I seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
And, uh, there's a lot in my hole.
Excuse me?
* as the wolf waits below hungry and lonely *
Would you please get me hector's file?
We're almost there. Come on.
Get your sweet, sweet magical ointments!
[ Siren wails ] the shoes are gone! Where are the shoes?"
Pa.
I gotta good feeling. There ya go. I’m feeling some double shower tokens boys.
You guys want to learn the tough lessons? Here.
* sometimes you gotta pay your dues *
* i'm going over here, sometimes *
I've been linda walker for the last 13 years.
get a tripod!
[ Gasps ]
F. A. T. What's that spell?
There's your water, whoever you are.
Okay, come and get it.
[ Spits ]
Come right over here, son.
Yeah.
Im tired of Troubleshooting
There is no curse on this family.
And i'll just --
Whew.
Been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.
You know, we're -- We're on god's thumb.
Look at that.
Zero!
You're doing fine!
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
His world series cleats.
* okay, you gotta find something never found before *
Will dig for the next 100 years,
LAS PROXIMAS HORAS DE: I’ve been a bad boy!
Warden: all right, fill in this section here
[ Sniffs deeply ]
Give it to me, you understand?
Do you know how long i've been waiting for this?
I've made lots of friends." Oh, you're goin' to hell for sure.
[ Gun cocks ] i've been waiting for you, trout.
[ Cheering ]
Stanley, won't you just open it?
Keep your head up!
* the change has come
Naw.
* that's all i do is dig holes, eat, and sleep *
You'll do as i say.
1905
Good old magnet.
* well, i feel just like you
[ Laughs ]
His name's not ricky. It's zigzag, a'ight?
.
[ Gunshot ]
Get on up outta there!
Well, excuse me.
"Your father thinks he's real close to a breakthrough.
You get two sets of clothes --
* blisters and blood and the sun makes you blind *
Oh, my god!
* uh-Huh
What?
Well, you could have tried harder. Watch your step here.
Stop it!
Me telling you what I deserve
Oh, f--
[ Gunshot ]
Too damn bad
Come on now!
How long have they been down there?
Look at the little fishy!
It's your truck. Now you're accusing me of doing something!
After three days, your work clothes will be washed,
Can i just say right off the bat, this is a big mistake.
[ Sighs ]
My granddaddy owned the whole lake,
I think we got something.
Uh-Huh.
I don't smell anything. Of no stink.
I learn from failure.
'Cause there's nothing goin' on in his stupid little head.
* good lord, show me the way
First hole's the hardest.
"With a love that was more than love --
Let me see that.
You must have married him for his money. [ Chuckles ]
This taste like Peaches & Apple Sauce with Cinnamon Yeah It's so Good it'll make you say Splooshafruitfuldelicious
Hey, what are you doing, dog?
Uh, well, i never have been to camp before.
Oh.
I can fix that.
It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.
* i'm gonna be a wheel someday *
How many fucks I’m giving 2021
[ Sighs ]
No, i'm not pouting.
Mr. Livingston.
Okay... [ beeps ]
Yeah, man.
Yo, i don't know no fool named theodore, all right?
* we won't stop givin' don't look down, man.
I could send stanley right back to prison if i pressed charges.
* as the wolf waits below hungry and lonely *
Are you sure?
Zero was never here.
You're dead. Look, it's the lizards we're working for, man.
When i say to end something, i mean end it.
The amount of training Qumila was doing in Soldiers:
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies. just shut up you're not helping.
[ Sniffling ]
Bam! [ Laughs ]
What you doin', man? Get your place in line, magnet!
Watch it!
"The duck swims on the lake."
Hello, miss katherine.
Stanley, if you have any questions, just ask theodore.
* with your back to the wall
He ain't like zero. He's got family.
What happened?
Sam, this is the finest schoolhouse in all of texas.
* i'm just like you
Yeah.
Earl...
You should have seen me behind the wheel of that mustang convertible.
There is currently a vacancy at camp green lake.
* i will survive
Dallas Cowgirls
Yeah.
Gimme your loot!
Not as good as yours, of course, but i like it." * feelin' mighty fine
* if i'm knocked down, i'll get up again *
There'll be steaks for dinner tonight.
[ Laughing ]
[ Gun cocks ]
I'll have the... chicken... tenders. Warden?
The longer it takes you to dig,
First hole's the hardest, right? Let's go!
Oh! Oh!
[ Sighs ] mr. Sir: oh, jeez!
Yo, caveman, it must be kind of easy
As long and as thick as mary lou's mane.
But we loved with --"
It's all you'll ever be good for.
I'm feeling some double shower tokens, boys. * i won't need nobody
Well, this wouldn't have happened if you had released him to me yesterday.
Shovels on the left, tortillas on the right.