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Jenny most of the time was real quiet.
and I hoped that whatever she was doing made her happy.
"Have You Found Jesus Yet, Gump?" "I Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Be Looking For Him, Sir."
Sleep Sleep
Turkey soup turkey stew turkey and potatoes Turkey burger turkey potpies
Sean Cooper was my best good source. I had to make sure that he was okay.
You cheated me.
That I’d the most outstanding answer I have ever heard!!!
Oh, no, that's all right, ma'am.
hey moshe i'm getting sued...again
- From the DMZ to the Delta... - Turn it off!
Your tie.
I’m Dorthy Harris Well I guess we ain’t strangers anymore.
Gump
How we all feel after rope dropping 7 straight days at Disney
and his mama cooked shrimp,
Draft week........ Lieutenant Dan ........Draft week!
Go to bed lumpy u can play with it tomorrow U driving it to work?
Meirch 9, 2001
Now, I'm gonna bring up some soldiers...
I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day.
"I'm singin' a song, here!!"
all the way up through high school.
make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here
I'm glad we here together in our Nation's Capitol
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
He doesn't know any better!
That boy sure is runnin full
and always answer every question with, "Yes, Drill Sergeant!"
I'd think a lot about Mama and Bubba and Lieutenant Dan.
Oh, God!
Nope... I just cut grass
mama said they was my magic shoes
Closed Captioning For Home Improvements Is Sponsored By
I'm glad we were here together in our nation's capital.
Sea World 2K19
pepperoni toppings, bacon toppings, sausage toppings, pineapple toppings..........
.
When Dirty Don Chumpf calls himself The Chose One
Meats Taken
You come back safe to me, do you hear?
I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life.
50/50
Shrimping is tough.
...coach
My Mama always said, Bob Baffert is like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get
It's this whole other country.
JENNY, YOU NEED STAY AWAY FROM ME AND LITTLE CHRISTIAN, THAT SHIT IS SERIOUS.
President Kennedy ordered the Secretary of Defense
Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers are sent to the frontline
I'm Sick Do you have cough due to cold?
Sucking it dry!
If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.
Come back here, you!
Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on her!
Happy New Year!
- In the buttocks, sir. - That must be a sight.
Lt. Mano ice creammmmmmm
and he had him a guitar case.
Hey! Hey!
When you hear that topgolf dubai will have a Service industry party
That's my country!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you call those sons of bitches again...
Again
It Happens. What, Shit?
- New shoes. - They make them just for running.
Forrest! I told you not to bother this nice young man.
Hey, don't you push her! You shut up!
swinging my hips.
It's just this war... And that lying son of a bitch Johnson !
I can't help it. I love you.
Coons?!
That motherfucker is fast Yeah he's a fucking meth head
Me talking to the tractor
Those Obrien boys sure are some readin fools
I Wanted To Be Your Boyfriend
Crystal sure cares about your education Boy
I’m not a smart Kabam But I know what cosmic is.
God damn it, Dan. You are a god damn genius!
IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!!
Okay.
You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump!
The day before my fishing trip Every damn time...
Have I found Jesus?
Come on, Lenore. We don't need this shit!
Hey, man, hey, listen, I was wondering if you might help me, huh?
Yeah, that sounds good. Thank you, ma'am.
Did you hear what I said, Forrest?
You told me to, Drill Sergeant.
I will miss you, Forrest.
No but I read about it on THE INT-ER-NET!
Nap upstairs, nap downstairs, nap on the couch, nap in bed...
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
At first, it seemed like I made a mistake,
and just like that, she was gone.
My feet hurt.
Run! Run! Run!
Now, remember how I told you that
That smells wonderful.
When I wanna go fishing I gotta find Bubba!
Would you like to see what Lieutenant Dan looks like?
Quiet. Quiet. He's going to say something.
I’m sorry I ruined your New Years Eve Party Madam Sarah
I love you Jessica
whatever that means.
Brandon
He's on vacation
...so we did.
Run, Villa, Run!
Go! Go! Go!
but I thought about her a lot,
You chink son of a bitch!
Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers go to fight
Hey Alberts! Go back to admin!
when someone asks if ur working but u already left
Yeah you are!
And I had you placed here under our tree.
Peirce was gonna be a shrimp boat captain But instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam
There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp,
she said you are so silly
In Virginia....
It was wonderful having her home.
I took the bus up to Memphis to see her perform in that show.
In the buttocks.
It’s just this coup And that liar Liz Cheney
I’m not a smart man But I know who Gen A is
- I'm Dorothy Harris. - Well, now we ain't strangers anymore.
sd
He'd be the captain of the shrimping boat and I'd be his first mate.
So, i won again
Mama always had a way of explaining things
Bankruptcy
You never know what you're gonna get.
They’re sending me to Bahrain.
Midstream Dispatch
- Run! Run! Run! - Run! Run! Run!
but my boy Forrest is gonna get
Get your hands down! Do not salute me.
where is that sling rope I told you to order?
Me playing like this Beware....
Okay.
but I think some of America's best young men served in this war.
YOU’ll NEVER SINK THIS BOAT! AHAHA!
My weekend plans
That mother fucker is fast Yeah he's a fucking crack head
I got a very important question to ask you.
My sister sending me memes I never respond to
And because I was like a gazillionare
Essential employees are getting bonuses across the USA. Meanwhile at CCPD.
- Get on the wheel and take a left! - Okay.
Hold it up! Hold up, boys!
You and me Are like peas and carrots
Magic Email
No taste, no smell…. No Religion - TOO?
It's Just The Rain And Those Lying Son Of A Bitch, Windmills!
And I'm on my way to CDC... again
Bubba was gonna be a shrimping boat captain,
Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
And just like that, my service in the United States Army was over.
HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!
This is How We Succeed This is How "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."
Goalies are... different
Larry on his way to Seattle
I'm a gotdam CPA
Marty Robbins - Tell me why I had you do pushups.
I only did 5
Meirch 31, 2001
Is he fast? Or is he…
Like peas and carrots
but some of those people asked me if I could help them out.
It's funny Heather said that... Cause right then, Jesus showed up.
I picked up the mail.
But you ain’t got no freelance, cam Op Arod
I want to be able to say things, just one-to-one.
You don't say much, do you?
We Were Just Sooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!
GOD DAMN IT, CHRIS! YOUR'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS! CHOCOLATE DICKS, OUTSTANDING!
.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum bix nood
And get your white ass away from that window.
You are a fucking asshole!
Aren't I going to be me?
WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR AND THEY GIVE YOU FREE DRINKS
And then Honda came out with the 450 Is that when got shot in the buttocks?
Yes, drill sergeant!
Libby, Ahead to Randy's house, huh?
Something bit me!!!
Well, your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.
DT coming to the gym is like a box of chocolates… …you never know what you’re gonna get.
I must have drank me about 15 Mich Ultras.
Forrest, why'd this happen?
'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Would you marry me, Forrest?
I'd kinda like to see that
Mama Says
I'd kinda to see that
She said my meat was magical.
You told me to drill sergeant
and he made a lot of money off of it.
My bus is here.
This is Cunning Carla and Long-Limbs Lenore.
Hey, Forrest.
But you aint got no legs....
Mais qui c'est celui-la? C'est darkshadows L'idiot du village
Would you like to see what this single mom looks like?
And so, you just ran.
which must be out west somewhere,
It was co-ed.
VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!
You must be my FNGs.
and a national celebrity, and a shrimping boat captain,
Love you daddy
Now, since it was all free… I must’ve drank me about 1500 Rip-Its.
That's where we're going to find those shrimp, my boy!
So, I gave a whole bunch of it to the Foursquare gospel church,
My thoughts!!
That boy is sure runnin fool
- It happens. - What, shit?
I'm not a smart man But I do know what prod support is
Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
Magic Screens
Dear God, Make Me A Lizard So I Can Crawl Far, far away
Forrest, I do love you.
MAGIC SMOKE
Those must be comfortable shoes
And just like that, nobody believed anymore…
Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?
I made me a promise to Bubba in Vietnam
Sorry to ruin your Florida Panther Party
but instead, they decided the best way for me to fight the Communists
And every night, we read a book. He's so smart
.
I got to see a lot of the countryside.
I'm pretty tired.
He was a mean dog.
WHEN SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANNA TELL ME HER NAME!
Gump Mower
There’s umm Kent Jackson… Bellhorn…Jsuave333…
... with every single obscene word...
And the president of the United States was impeached... ...Again
like brothers and stuff.
That's my country!