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How do those feel?
- Mount them up. Spread out! Cover his back.
- Coons are trying to get into school. - Coons?
Who's the baby killer?
- Louise, he's here. Now, when I got home,
It's nice. You got air conditioning.
YOU DIED ON WEDNESDAY MORNING
I'm not a smart man But i know what a meth head is
Jesus this and Jesus that.
Okay?
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH EVERY KIND OF RAIN THERE IS LITTLE BITTY STINGING RAIN, AND BIG OLD FAT RAIN
She was my most special friend.
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
Celeste sure cares about your accommodations boy. You don’t say much, do you Blair?
But that wasn't a bad thing,
...where to stick this fucking war! Yeah!
Now can you believe it?
I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you.
You can smack it, flip it, rub it down. . .
I wish I could've been there with you.
Matter of fact, I'm going into the shrimping business for myself
No, but I been on a real big boat.
the Army decided that I should be on the All-American Ping-Pong team.
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I want to be a singer like Joan Baez.
Hey, Tex. Hey, Tex.
In Vietnam, your...
And can you believe it? I got to go to college, too.
AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.
and just like that Tim Melson did not hand out another check
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But you ain’t got no tech support, private arod
Get the sixty!
But Roux You Ain’t Go No Balls
You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight,
A Young Donald Trump
if you'd be agreeable to saying you liked using their paddle.
And I went to the Super Bowl again .....and won.....again
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a big old warehouse. We even have hats that say "Bubba-Gump" on them.
And just like that I gave up gambling…
Thank you, one and every group for grub.
And one day, out of the blue clear sky, I got a letter from Jenny,
if we each have a destiny,
Seats taken
You can’t sit here Seat’s taken.
YOUR MAMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING, SON
We don't want to see anybody left behind.
Fundamental of sports
After only five years of playing football, I got a college degree.
I am.
My whole goddamn platoon is wiped out!
Its how I feel and...
How if I accept Jesus into my heart,
And for some reason, he was wearing an American flag for a shirt.
How I feel every time my kids do something…
God Damn It, You Are a Godamn Genius!
I'll be right here when you get back.
I was just looking into buying a boat of my own and got drafted.
Pilgrim soup, pilgrim stew, pilgrim salad, pilgrim and potatoes...
I'm Greg I'm tearesa
President Kennedy met with the Collegiate
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Cadillac Shrimp. It's A Household Name.
Hurricane Carmen came through here yesterday,
or if it's Lieutenant Dan.
Titanium alloy. Its what they used on the space shuttle.
Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.
TFW you see what Patricia looks like
I hope everything works out for you!
Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Blk Panther Party
Did you hear what I said?
AND ON THAT DAY, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, GUS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.
Coconut pilgrim, pepper pilgrim...
He was a mean dog.
Not raccoons, ya idiot...
Run, God damn it, run!
Get that pig up here, God damn it!
Goodbye jenny
Sorry I ruined your pool party
Who in the hell is that?
as strong as I've ever seen,
I think you should go to Hawaii in December
You know what?
It was nice talking to you
...just need a minute naps, just had a coughing fit naps...
Titanium alloy. It's what they use on the space shuttle.
Danielle and me was like Peas and carrots
THEN WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO ME?
Kirsten And Me Was Like Peas and Carrots
That’s the day I’m an astronaut
with people looking at all the statues and monuments,
- He was hurting you. - What the hell is going on here?
Hey fellas, get a load of the ABV on her!
It’s a household name
YOUR MAMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING,
Shut the Bleep Up For I knock your dick in the head!
After CoronaVirus, Gov. Said We don't have to worry about Freedom anymore And I said, "That's good. One less thing."
His back is as crooked as a Politician
I cut that grass for free...
Jenny and me were just like peas and carrots again.
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The hospital's people said it made me look like a duck in water,
Jenny!
You’re mamma sure does care about your schooling, son.
And I ate bugs AGAIN
Get down!
Goodbye, hot ones. I will not let you down.
And we won the division… …again.
Hi
He's On Vacation
She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday.
- Hard to imagine. - Well, it's easy if you try, Dick.
Its that lying son of a bitch Johnson!
GOD DAMMIT THOMAS! YOU'RE A NAUGHTY ENGINE!
And in China, they never go to church.
Jesus this and Jesus that...
Run, Kelly, Run!
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Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest.
Run, Bulletproof, run! Yeah, you gotta run!
I'll get to walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.
And so I pronounce you man and wife.
to meet Bubba's family and make their introduction.
even when I didn't have anyone to play Ping-Pong with.
So, Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama,
They gave YOU... ...Command of a C-130 squadron?
- Where are you running off to? - I'm not running.
I'll write you all the time.
My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba.
I'm talking about a shrimp-catching boat.
Corre!!
We walked around all night, Jenny and me, just talking.
What does "normal" mean, anyway?
I'll always be your girl.
But you ain't got no wheels Lt. box
Louie and Glen are like Peas and carrots
And I want to reach people on the personal level.
And except for all the beer cans and the barbecue, it was.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far,
We got a whole bunch of boats, 12 Jennys,
Something bit me!
War in Viet FUCKING NAM
I never thanked you for shaping my life
Come on, move out.
- Just get away from me! - Don't...
What do you do here in New York, Lieutenant Dan?
Raymond
Mama says, "Spooky is as spooky does."
Dear God, let Mostert score
I’m not a smart man But I’m not falling for that shit again
Look at you.
Hi
- I did the best I could. - You did good, Mama.
Did you hear what I said?
But...
Shrimpin’ and Pimpin’ … it
Hard to imagine.
He didn't turn Jenny into a bird that day.
Now, that's Lieutenant Dan.
Sorry we ruined your Opening day party…
I sure hope I don't let him down
So, I went, again.
Sometimes, with electronics, There just aren't enough rocks.
Walk beside him in the kingdom of heaven.
Stupid SOB
Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!
Your momma sure do care about your frigerator son
But you won't marry me.
So you boys are from Florida, huh? Well, I've been through there.
GOD DAMN IT, MATT! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!
You must be a god damn genius!
Where they're going, where they've been.
I wouldn't know.
Im Michael, Michael DeSimone.
AZIASTOLIL ON THE BEAT AZIASTOLIL ON THE BEAT
You Can't Sit Here
When you find out your work buddy clocked out and left At the end of their without saying nothing to nobody
two, try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed.
there's the grasieuillian and the hodaimberley there's the matgiviguice and the gojigeerethhgeester
One day, it started raining, and it didn't quit for four months.
Hey, you ever think about naming this old boat?
That sentence Sure is a runnin’ fool
RUN INJURY FREE, OR NOT AT ALL! SIMPLE AS THAT!
Thank you Dr. Don and all the ladies at Petfocus!
God Damn It, Gump! You're A Goddamn Genius!