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I ate some
Get out of here!
Test
It’s just this virus …and that lying son of a bitch, Acomb
No shrimp
Stupid is... Stupid does Mrs. Blue
But you don’t have ovaries Lt. Dan
He got a daddy named James too??
Psilos got me invested in some kind of prop bet thing Now I cut Jeremy’s grass for free
Little Forrest is doing just fine.
Simpson Strong-Tie It's a household name
We were the first Americans to visit the land of China
Meirch 11, 2001
They gave me all the ice cream I could eat.
There'll be another one along shortly.
Well, I happen to believe you make your own destiny.
And what he did was,
I'm not a smart man but I know what dune is
Turd cutter… it’s a household name
When I'm waxing my mustache... And all the wiry hairs don't rip out in one pull
YOUR BOYS...DIFFERENT, MISS CRUMB
But you ain’t got no freelance, cam op Arod
For no particular reason I just baked "No Apparent Reason" cake
You don't want to marry me.
Something bit me
Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you blind?
There'll be another one along, shortly.
Jesus H. Christ This must be a new company record!!
shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...
Everywhere I went, I had to stand in line.
Nope... I just cut grass
And I got pink eye… …again.
That's good One less thing
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Hey, I bet there's shrimp all in these waters.
That boy sure is a running fool.
And your feet will take care of you
Have you given any thought to your future?
Sorry I dropped memes in your knowledge party
...shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes,
I wanna go home
Well, yes, I would.
I guess Lieutenant Dan figured
When raccoons try to get in our Mcdonalds Mama just chase em off wit a broom
They'd even put bed sheets on their horses and ride around.
You can do it. Just get up there. Go on. That's it.
hi pavla tes shop balloon helicopter yes it air inflate waste hi yes. yes everything ok? yes hi ash meet you at shop yes you ok?
Quando vc quer aprender violão e tem dificuldade com pestana
which was a bad thing.
Pull back! Run!
Sometimes I guess there just aren’t enough holes..
Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your bangin pancake party
The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks
Inject me directly in the buttocks
You call this a storm?!
Mama always said deployment was a part of life
Your teacher sure does care about your education
I didn't know I Suppose to fix anything
Isn't he beautiful?
...there's only one thing I can say about the war in Vietnam.
And so…. You just ran!!!!!
But we ain't got no 2nd round pick Gary
to the dangers that we have spoken about so many times,
Wait, is it this way? Hold on.
Every day we'd take a walk and I'd jabber on like a monkey in a tree,
I wanna go to the gym
Summer Job!
For some reason, Jenny didn't never want to go home.
Forrest
I brought you some chocolate I ate some
Please take your seats.
I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.
hi
And Josh won AFC Player of the Week… Again.
I wanna go ho
Ryan in Warzone going back for Toby After picking up Dunc, Ben, and Austin
Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out.
So, I got company.
I ATE SOME
Live Cost .......... Got me
Me: to the lumber I'm loading at Home Depot
Robb
Because you told me to Profesor Richard.
知道了! 跑快点
Forest, you don't know what love is
It's time for your bath, Lieutenant.
They put you in this little room with just about anything
'Cause Jenny went to a college I couldn't go to.
I was born with big gums, sir.
- Who I'm gonna be? - Yeah.
They Gave You The Direct Customer List!
sorry i ruined your metrics party
Every man needs a woman like Bubba That one person you can lean on, no matter what
Your boy's different, Mrs. Gump.
and i made a review with avatar again
Is there a Mr. Sippi, Mrs. Sippi?
I told you if you were ever a shrimp boat captain
I'm confused
Well, I tell you what, Gilligan,
I told you to leave me there, Gump. Forget about me. Get yourself out!
"When I was in China on the All-America Ping-Pong team,
Even though it's your birthday Ya can't sit heaaaah
Just run away.
I ran so far and so fast that pretty soon I was all by myself,
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It happens What ?? Shit ??
It's funny Lieutenant Dan said that, 'cause right then, God showed up.
and she gave me the best gift anyone could ever get in the wide world.
From that day on, if I was going somewhere,
I was running!
Hee Hee Hee Yo mama sure does care about your schooling
I think you should go home to Greenbow, Alabama!
Is that clear?
But I do remember the first time I heard
I don't care. I don't like her, anyway.
I'm glad we were here together in our nation's capital.
Ginny’s gonna have to go to a special swimming school
and gave everybody a turkey sandwich.
They said it was a million-dollar wound... But they must keep that money, cuz I haven’t seen a nickel...
POTUS re: AMERICA
No no no listen
My wife & me at a TATTNALL Nursing Home company meeting.
You can smack it, flip it, rub it down. ..
This is my very good friend, Mr. Gump. Can you say hi to him?
because you told me to, Drill Sergeant.
And when I got to another ocean, I figured since I'd gone this far,
Maybe it’s both
I must have drank me 15 cream o land chocolate milks
Now, he'll be just fine.
Now, it used to be, I ran to get where I was going,
I was Lieutenant Dan Taylor.
And I met with Gretchen...Again.
Coaching is tough
so many pounds for gas, we can just live right on the boat.
Jenny, why didn't you come to school today?
Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
And when I got there,
I was always right, but not wrong for any kind of ideas.
You can sit here
Hey Lindsay
I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe.
Boehms' teacher beaking the news to his mom (1990)
AS GUMP WOULD SAY I LIKE IT SO MUCH ID DO IT FOR FREE
Yeah, well, I just got one thing to say to that.
- Down that way? - Down that way.
Hello, I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Test Test
will be sworn in as president at that hour in this office.
I had run for three years, two months,
He's on vacation.
Alyssa got us invested in sort of fruit company Now I cur Jeremy’s grass for free
"That's Good. One Less Thing."
Death is just a part of life,
I never thanked you for saving my life.
It’s a household name
Did you hear what I said?
Not yacht? What does that even mean? We’re talking about five little points.
Well,
Seats Taken
Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.
As you were.
I liked doing it so much I sucked that sick for free
Nope... I just cut grass
That's how me and Mama got money.
She’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
What's wrong with your legs?
Well, well, I had company.
It's funny Heather said that... 'Cause right then, Jesus showed up.
Coons?
I started to get scared that I might never find Bubba.
He must be the stupidest son of bitch alive.
I
Jenny, you and little Forrest could come stay at my house in Greenbow.
Get in the truck.
Jenny and me was like peas and carrots.
Turkey soup turkey stew turkey and potatos
You are gonna be a general some day, Beep.
and Mama making a trip up to heaven. I did all the talking.
That girl sure is a runnin’ fool
Good....One less thang
I had a destiny.
Sir, you forgot your soda
I'll bet you could walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing.
What, do you have a cough due to a cold?
15 minute naps, just gonna rest my eyes naps
I cut that grass for free.
Forrest, you don't know what love is.
He said God is listening, but I have to help myself.
An the Phils win… Again
Seat’s taken
That’s all we have to say about that
I'll beat your head in, you goddamn oinker!
Do you have caugh do to cold?
JENNY, I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU... ...ΗΤΑΝ Η ΚΑΚΙΑ ΣΤΙΓΜΗ.
Well...
...you are tuned to the American Forces Vietnam Network.
Celeste sure cares about your accommodations. You don’t saw much, do you Blair?
is the ice cream.
I just want to be on an empty stage
Strongarm! Strongarm! Be advised, Strongarm!
and I bought a bus ticket and three Dr. Peppers.
Holiday...
Lobster
Everyone in this sub
Well, your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.
I believe he said he had to go pee
Do you, Jenny, take Forrest to be your husband?
Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!
Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
- Where's Mama? - She's upstairs.
that's good
It’s this whole other country
We're talking about five little points here.
I ban that viiraxe for free
Why don't you love me, Jenny?
When you're safely outside Irma's "Cone of Concern"
- God damn it, kick some ass! - I'm on it, Lieutenant.
Now, don't you be afraid, sweetheart.