Elvy Yost

I learned that a ream of paper is 300 sheets.

I learned that a company can describe their internship as full of exciting experiences,

Julia Stiles. Alan Thicke.

Michael will call you Jet Li all summer.

I guess I didn't learn anything.

Drugs?

I learned that if you look even the tiniest bit like Jet Li,

I learned that half these people's e-mail password is "Password."

Oh!

even if that's a lie. There's no regulation.

Making out.

Look to the intern on your left. Now to your right.

Call me any time of the day or night.

DWIGHT: Then come back here for your next assignment concerning their order.

It's up to you to choose which you want to be.

One of you will do exceedingly well in business, just unlimited potential.

If that was his sister, then what they were doing was totally illegal.

Go put them all in random order.

Why would we call you at night?

You're going to regret that when you find yourself

Sure, but we should get to the bottom of this.

I heard that from Andy.

Okay, everybody, big day. Last day for our interns. Lot of other stuff.

Stanley's affair, me being a spokesdog?

Well, now you can't call me at all, so problem solved.