Joey Tribbiani

They don't know that we know they know we know.

And we're done with the chicken fried rice.

Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.

I got your secrets, I got their secrets. I got secrets of my own, you know.

Or we could do the actual telephone thing.

Oh, okay. Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them.

I want to sit in my chair.

Poor cat never saw that big butt coming.

- Unless... - No, not unless. This must end now.

Hey, hey, check it out, check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

- They know you know. - Ooh, I knew it.

- Oh, man. - I'm sorry.

Yeah, hey, then we could do that telephone thing...

So he likes to break stuff.

...and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing.

Wait, Rach, you know what would be even more fun? Telling them.

- But he broke that. - Well, he had gravity boots.

You mean how they're friends and nothing more?

Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.

Ooh, I like that.

Yes, but you know what? It doesn't matter who knows what.

Now all the lying and the secrets will finally be over.

...you know, where you have a can, we have a can...

Okay, so now they know you know, and they don't know Rachel knows?

...and it's connected by a string.