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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.