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Strangers with Candy (1999) - S01E05 Bogie Nights

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It was either this obese bail bondsman with a harelip,

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[GRUNTING]

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There we go.

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Hello there, little ficus.

Strangers with Candy (1999) - S01E05 Bogie Nights

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I'm Jerri Blank,

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and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman.

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Y'know, you and I got a lot in common.

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We both have thick leathery bark,

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we both have initials carved into our trunks,

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and we're both setting down new roots...

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Me, back in school after 32 years of

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drug addiction,

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prostitution, and money laundering;

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and you here, after being ripped from the secure beauty

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of your native soils.

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So happy St. Arbor Days, weak little ficus.

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Oh, it's not a legal holiday,

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but y'know...

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Neither are most of the Jew ones.

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Gone... taken, gone, taken...