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Friends (1994) - S08E19 The One With Joey's Interview
If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
2.7 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S02E03 Comedy
If I had to guess, I'd say you jam one of these...
4.2 secs
Scream (1996)
Well, you're not to be alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?
1.7 secs
The Man in the High Castle (2015) - S02E01 Drama
If I had any sense, I'd be on a bus
2.4 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S04E12 Comedy
if I had any special weapons, I'd use them on you!
1.7 secs
Friends (1994) - S10E16 The One With Rachel's Going Away Party
If I had to guess, I'd say...
3.9 secs
Archer (2009) - S08E04 Animation
And if I were you, I'd take one of her rings to put on it.
1.2 secs
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
If I had any character, I'd ...
3.8 secs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
and I had it on auto-pilot because I had to pee.
3.4 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S03E22 Kidney Now!
Think of it this way, if I had $2, I'd give you one, wouldn't I?
2.8 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S05E14 Comedy
- If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer-- - I have one.
1.1 secs
Bad Moms (2016)
I had to pee.
1.7 secs
Childrens Hospital (2008) - S02E03 I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
No, I am not peeing on you again.
3.4 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)
How do you decide which ones to wear? I'd go crazy if I had to decide.
1.5 secs
Life Sentence (2018) - S01E09 What to Expect When You're Not Expecting
But I couldn't tell you if any one of them
5.4 secs
Magic Mike XXL (2015)
If that's true, I will whip it out and start peeing on whatever you tell me to pee on...
2.3 secs
Snakes On A Plane
Um, well, if I had to guess, I'd say green.
4.5 secs
Friends (1994) - S06E21 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
If I have to turn on the charm tomorrow, I'm not wasting any of it on you guys.
4.1 secs
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993) - S02E18 Adventure
I'd almost think you did it on purpose, Herb, if I thought you had a spine.
2.5 secs
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) S01E08 Thank You and Good Night
'Cause if I had to go home to you, I'd set the house on fire.
4.9 secs
Community (2009) - S02E21 Paradigms of Human Memory
Jeffrey, if I didn't know better, I'd say you had a crush on him.
1.7 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S03E07 Comedy
I had to pee, but one thing led to another.
2.8 secs
Battlestar Galactica (2005) - S01E04 Adventure
You know, I don't know if I'd be of any use to you.
5.1 secs
Pee-wees Big Holiday (2016)
but if I were you, I'd get off that buggy.
4 secs
Sex and the City (1998) - S03E02 Romance
And then... I'd like you to pee on me.
1.9 secs
Friends (1994) - S02E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know
What if we have to pee?
4.3 secs
Friends (1994) - S08E21 The One With the Cooking Class
- Like you did when I had to pee? - Oh! Ha! I knew that.