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You give me that "juris-my-dick-tion" crap, you can cram it up your ass.
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2.8 secs
Archer (2009) - S07E09
before you start cramming your trash dick...
1.2 secs
Bob's Burgers - S08E16 Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday
Crap.
3.3 secs
The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)
and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass.
2 secs
I, Robot
You can kiss my ass, metal-dick.
3.9 secs
NewsRadio (1995) - S04E17 Romance
'Cause I gotta tell you, watching you cram that crap into your mouth...
2.2 secs
Louie (2010) - S05E08 The Road, Pt. 2
You mind if I cram my dick in your asshole for a minute?
1.8 secs
Vacation 2015 (2015)
Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle.
2.5 secs
Louie (2010) - S03E02 Telling Jokes / Set Up
I just sucked your dick, you can eat my pussy.
2.7 secs
Sex Drive (2008)
-You, get your ass up. -Give me a minute.
3.5 secs
Deep Cover
What's it take to get you up, a stiff dick up your ass?
3.9 secs
Monsieur Lazhar (2011)
Gimme that, you dick! Give it back to me!
1.4 secs
That's My Boy (2012)
It's insulin, you dick.
3.6 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
It's all the cartridge crap that comes out of your gay little Taser when you fire it.
2.8 secs
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - S02E09 Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass
- Why don't you leave me alone? - Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up?
3.3 secs
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your ass!
2.1 secs
Dick (1999)
What, what? Don't you give me that look.
1.2 secs
That's My Boy (2012)
You think you can keep that dick
2.9 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
There is no jury.
3.7 secs
Sons of Anarchy (2008) - S01E08 Crime
pulled those dicks out of your ass so you could put it in that chair.
2.4 secs
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)
and you can stuff it up your ass, he said.
1.3 secs
Orville (2017) S01E02 Command Performance
and you can shove it up your ass.
2.6 secs
Scrubs (2001) - S07E09 Drama
you can shove it up your ass, Rodney.
5.4 secs
The Great White Hype (1996)
I'll tell you what, honk. I'll stick my dick so far up your fucking ass I impale your tonsils.
3.3 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S12E01 Comedy
Well, you can take that bat and shove it up my ass, mister.
1.2 secs
Jon Benjamin Has a Van (2011) - S01E01 Border
- Give me my passport, you ass-
2.8 secs
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Your Honor, Iadies and gentIemen of the jury,
3.3 secs
Kick-Ass (2010)
And I can be that stranger. You just gotta give me a chance.