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Give a calculator to a retard, he's gonna turn on a TV with it.
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3.3 secs
Whiplash (2014)
Give a calculator to a retard, he's gonna turn on a TV with it.
1 secs
A Time to Kill (1996)
Calculating.
1.4 secs
Friends (1994) - S04E08 The One With Chandler in a Box
MAN [ON TV]: He's got it.
1.3 secs
The Hangover (2009)
He was a retard.
1.7 secs
Friends (1994) - S03E21 The One With a Chick and a Duck
I'm gonna be on TV!
3.4 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S06E05 Drama
Moonraker?The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It's retarded.
2 secs
The Mighty Boosh: Killeroo S01E01
He looks like a retard.
1.7 secs
Memento
and turned you into a fucking retard!
1.7 secs
Memento
and turned you into a fucking retard!
4 secs
Scary Movie (2000)
- Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who's gonna believe a retarded retard like him anyway?
2.1 secs
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - S08E13 Comedy
- (WHISPERING) Jake. - He's a talking calculator.
4.4 secs
Black Sheep (1996)
If he'd bought a smaller TV, he could've afforded a couch with less urine on it.
5.2 secs
The Iron Lady (2011)
(man on TV) He gave a speech recently, trying to come up with a broad base...
3 secs
Nathan for You (2013) - S03E01 Reality-TV
but it was all just a calculated ruse
2.3 secs
Travelers (2016) - S01E11 Marcy
It's a calculation, really.
3.2 secs
Borat (2006)
Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation?
3.7 secs
How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E01
- Wish me luck. - Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter.
1.5 secs
Fun with Dick and Jane
It's a turn-on, isn't it?
2.4 secs
Madam Secretary (2014) - S03E20 Extraordinary Hazard
It's a $27 calculator.
3.2 secs
Seinfeld (1989) - S02E10 The Baby Shower
No, every time I turn on a TV, sirens are gonna go off.
4.5 secs
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997) - S07E20 Drama
It sounds retarded, but he was like a dad to me.
1.5 secs
The Good Wife (2009) - S05E04 Drama
It's a turn-on.
2.6 secs
Rocky (1976)
I'm gonna turn the TV off. I got a headache.
2.7 secs
Being John Malkovich (1999)
it means a lot to me to see retards
4 secs
Black Sheep (1996)
But it turns out he was giving these kids a speech about saying no to drugs.
3.7 secs
Night Court (1984) - S01E11 Harry And The Rock Star
He had to hurry across town. He's gonna be on this TV program in a few minutes.
2.4 secs
Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)
We don't need to. He's on a TV remote control.