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It's not my fault you broke the boy's penis.
Seriously, why do guys not understand that when you pick them up in a bar
Her number is in my wallet.
The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care.
[beeping]
With your reputation, Seattle Grace will become
You can't say anything.
We were just bringing him up here because he's got this problem.
We'll have to take your word for it. There's no test to see if you're lying.
[giggles]
And the mitral valve, which connects these chambers, is abnormally narrow.
A needle? My penis?
Yeah. Right.
- That's a go. - Mother-to-be checked in today.
- Yes. - Uh-huh.
- Do you want me to page him? - No.
Good point.
OK, Alex, was it me?
Too much love?
You've named them already?
[giggles]
- A little too low for my taste. - [Martin] Hey! Hey!
- 32 weeks. - How long is a normal gestation period?
That's a step.
We didn't think that we'd survive a week with the boys, and we did.
So I just want to thank you. For being there for me.
What the hell is this?
to be handing out relationship advice?
Nothing at all.
Spend the night, wake up the next morning and...
Lodged under my rib cage and won't budge.
The only thing that will offend me is if you pretend
Hey!
Right now?
[baby cries]
Why's he talking?
We'll spend a lot of time together, so we may as well be honest.