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I... I don't even know my own number, can you believe it?
No, let's go to Tokyo.
-Oh, okay. -Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
I could go deaf!
Please.
--Yeah, fuck her good!
They don't deserve a father like you.
They made me.
You must work out, like, every day.
Okay, gracias, I'll have it all packed up for you.
Yes! Yes!
-Somebody touch this? -We didn't touch it.
Help! Help!
Did I say something funny?
That's about the extent of my Spanish anyway.
English, English. You guys sound too sexy.
-Ready, Evan? -No!
Come on...
Yeah, helpless.
They should be in like, MOMA.
-Hello? -Could I use your phone, please?
Father's Day party that me and your dad are gonna have tonight.
Whoa, stop. Stop.
You can't escape.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Yeah maybe your wife should stick to painting.
What?
I would.
All the way from one percent land,
If our bodies are capable of doing it,
Don't worry about it. I'll call an Uber.
we have a very special one,
Are you okay? Oh, fuck!
Monster can smell you!
He's so hairy.
We don't want to ruin your night.
untie me.
Fuck me, Daddy!
Oh, now we see your pretty face.
Come on.
-...by two girls! -Evan!
No, I mean... Yes.
ds
Yes. You can.
Mmm-hmm.
My phone got wet and she left hers at her house.
I'm glad we knocked on your door.
-Fuck me, Daddy! -Yeah!
Hh
-It could be my kids! -Hi Evan, welcome back.
Come on, Belly. Looks like Evan lost his sense of humor.
So? Have they ever seen a cheating dick before?
Oh!
Okay.
Red's my favorite.
Oh, you can't hide from monster!
I must say
- Monster happy.
This is like a Gaudi building, but small.
Victims of your sleazy, disgusting, perverted behavior.
That doesn't change how much I love them!
Thanks.
Do you really love them, Evan?
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! My ears! My ears!
Stop! Stop!
Not really.
Morning, Louis.
Genesis! Please, this isn't his fault! Please call an ambulance, help him!
- Stop it! Stop it!
Look what I found.
-Fuck me! -Attaboy, Evan.
I would love nothing more, sport.
Why did you do that to me!
I'll fucking kill you! You fucking bitches!
No, Louis needs to stay here and do some work.
I couldn't pretend any longer.
Um, I know this is gonna sound weird,
I'm a good father!
They're dangerous!
You sucked my cock, you guys fucking sucked my cock!
is that all you do?
Well, hopefully one day you'll find both.
Bel!
Okay.
God, God!
We can find a cab outside. It's no problem.
-Keep going. -You and your gorgeous,
Oh, like you lied to your wife?
There's Evan cutie!
Watch this!
Monster been waiting three weeks.
Yeah, so I'll just text you when it's at the gallery.
-Look. -Take those off,